January Transfer Window 2023

[Exeter_Gently]

I'd take relegation now if it meant Davies and Keane going in the same window.

 

[Librarian]

5 out of 10 rumour so far.
Needs a report that we are getting gazumped by let’s say, Forrest or Leicester to send it into overdrive

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[Runub]

I'd take relegation now if it meant Davies and Keane going in the same window.

That’s not sensible

 

[Exeter_Gently]

That’s not sensible

Am been hyperbolic you merkin.

 

[allen]

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That’s the transfer rumour generator in full effect right there.

I just asked ChatGPT to generate me an Everton transfer rumour and it came up with a very exciting link to Nicolo Zaniolo - but sadly we aren’t going to sign him until the summer.

 

[Runub]

Am been hyperbolic you merkin.

Less of the hyperbolic you merkin lol

 

[LocalNative]

The Ouattara boy has some impressive numbers, particularly his defensive work rate. Would be slightly concerned about his dribbling and passing though, pretty shoddy and in the bottom 2% of attacking mids/wingers for pass completion rate.

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Compared with Gordon for reference. He has the same defensive work rate but much more productivity in attack too.

Gordon in the bottom 1% of all attackers for assists is criminal btw.

 

[marnie]

What a Dreamboat x

 

[funkygibson]

Davies moving, he’s never leaving lol

Okay, if you say so ?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Would take Maguire here tomorrow

That in place of Virgil? He hasn’t been that bad for you mate

 

[allen]

What a Dreamboat x

I have a some sympathy-based affection for Maguire.

I don’t especially rate him as a player, except as an attacking lump from corners, but he’s a bloke who takes an awful lot of abuse that I don’t think is entirely deserved!

 

[davek]

We should take him.

He's a very decent player.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I have a some sympathy-based affection for Maguire.

I don’t especially rate him as a player, except as an attacking lump from corners, but he’s a bloke who takes an awful lot of abuse that I don’t think is entirely deserved!

Do you also look like someone from the Hills have eyes mate?

 

[wellillwill]

He's banged them in the champions league

May I remind you of a certain Mr C Tosun

 

[Goodisongang]

We should take him.

He's a very decent player.

Big slow donkey with no pace and no confidence, on about 200k a week. It's an Everton signing alrite