Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven


Barnfred 55 said:
Jazzy and H should enjoy this.

I was watching Jeremy Vine this morning and Mike Parry was one of the panel. If anybody doesn't know Mike Parry the terms "gammon" and "dinosaur" could have been created with him in mind. He's basically OTT in everything he say's and does. He's also an avid Evertonian but let's leave that for now.

This morning there was a discussion on vegetarian sausages. Mike Parry was asked to try two different sausage butties and determine which one was vegetarian and which one meat. He attacked this in his usual exuberant fashion, claiming that the first (vegetarian option) was like eating cardboard, and the second (meat option) was both tasty and succulent and was just like the one he had for breakfast earlier this morning.

The look on his face when Jeremy Vine revealed that both options were vegetarian was priceless. lol

It reminded me a little bit of the Rick Stein episode where there was a blind tasting of 10 Christmas puds, and he picked out the Aldi's own brand pudding as the best.lol Don't think there were any crisps on the menu though H.
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Brilliant! My grandchildren have always eaten Quorn “chicken” nuggets at ours, they‘ve never questioned the fact that they aren’t real. I wasn’t able to get Quorn so had to resort to chicken the other day, Hannah wouldn’t eat them she doesn’t like my vegetarian food.lol
 

Barnfred 55 said:
Have I missed something H? When did you fall down?

I can be a bugger for reading half a post, replying to it, and then not reading the rest of the post. I guess that's another Je suis Fred moment;)
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October 11th last year to be precise. I‘m not surprised you didn’t notice, you had more important things going on at the time. I tripped over a paving stone and literally fell flat on my face. It could have been a lot worse, I didn’t break any bones but split my lip and had to walk about three quarters of a mile home bleeding for England. I hadn’t been drinking either.
 

Gwladysover said:
October 11th last year to be precise. I‘m not surprised you didn’t notice, you had more important things going on at the time. I tripped over a paving stone and literally fell flat on my face. It could have been a lot worse, I didn’t break any bones but split my lip and had to walk about three quarters of a mile home bleeding for England. I hadn’t been drinking either.
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No I do remember that H. I just thought when I read that post that it happened in the last few days. My bad.
 

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