2022/23 Nathan Patterson

davek · September 28, 2022

toffee82 said:
In Delphish it's 3 years.

Everton-speak: 'Fabian willl be a few weeks out'. He leaves Everton and then retires because he's practically lame.

Everton FC = utter bunco artists.

PhilRegan · September 28, 2022

Double that 5 weeks at least it's Everton

bluerobert · September 28, 2022

davek said:
I've just put "Around 4 to 5 weeks" through the Everton to English translator:

Three months.

This does a really good job of breaking down how time in the Everton treatment room works relative to the rest of the world for the layman

davek · September 28, 2022

bluerobert said:
This does a really good job of breaking down how time in the Everton treatment room works relative to the rest of the world for the layman

Brilliant.

Toffeepot · September 28, 2022

davek said:
He will be out months. Everton are notorious with their prognoses. Just look at thre Calvert-Lewin BS they've come out with.

Good to see your optimism hasn't been dented by the existence of specialists

Saint Domingo · September 28, 2022

I was dreading a cruciate injury to be honest so this is relatively good news. Just hope we don’t rush him back.

MikeH72 · September 28, 2022

davek said:
He will be out months. Everton are notorious with their prognoses. Just look at thre Calvert-Lewin BS they've come out with.

More definitive statements @Nymzee

Nymzee · September 28, 2022

MikeH72 said:
More definitive statements @Nymzee

No no Mike, this is a

davek said:
guess

COYBL25 · September 28, 2022

Bungle said:
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lol lol lol

This could be used in pretty much every thread tbh.

ricer10 · September 28, 2022

Be suprised if he's back before World Cup ..... basically out till late Dec

Nymzee · September 28, 2022

ricer10 said:
Be suprised if he's back before World Cup ..... basically out till late Dec

Which is fine for us. It might be 4-5 weeks but realistically we can slow that down in the hopes he's back after WC.

Chewbacca · September 28, 2022

Make sure he’s not fit for any Jockinese games so that he is 100% ready after the WC

Cels · September 28, 2022

We have obviously bought a right lemon in Nathan Patterson, with a bit of luck Everton will be able to offload the lad next summer. Seriously though, I hope he fully recovers from his injury and is able to slot back into the team without any ill effects.