Tubey's Retro Gaming Thread

[steken1]

Pah! Hole in my rip.

FFS Kenners.

Stop ruining all my fave threads FFS!

 

[chicoazul]

Stop ruining all my fave threads FFS!

I'm amazed anyone takes any notice of anything that I ever post now to be honest.

That's the game plan like.

 

[Elong]

In the third world country that Chico's head inhabits, these games aren't retro, hell they aren't even released. Pipe down son.

 

[steken1]

I'm amazed anyone takes any notice of anything that I ever post now to be honest.

That's the game plan like.

yer der king a de internet kidder

 

[toffeesnuggs]

Used to love these....

Driver 2

Colin McRea rally

Driv3er

 

[bluemangroup]

No I haven't...sounds unreal

Behave yourself cheese or prepare for some wrath.

 

[Elong]

Sensible World Of Soccer. Possibly the best game ever made.

 

[bluestevon]

Hey guys are you like fully grown guys like me guys?

Yes mate.

Great guys. Do you know how grown me should spend their spare time guys?

No mate, how?

By shooting elves while pretending to be a female witch doctor despite being an actual man. Sure you can go to work and earn money and negate the perils of life but you've never lived until you're cornered by four sabre goblins at 3am in the morning fighting for your life with potions. No way.
Your boss in work giving you gib? Pfft he's nothing compared to a pack of hunter orcs rampaging with only your scent in their nostrils. Well I mean scent but its all electronic so I meant game scent you know? Oh shut up guys and stop being so stuck up. I have enhanced observations skills compared to you guys because I survived a four month period in the Enchanted Forest Of Doom with just two fellow witch doctor fat guys from the USA covering my back. We became SO tight that I even get birthday cards off them. Imagine that? That's friendship guys.
I don't need a woman, they only cost money guys and anyway I'm following Tanya Tate on twitter and she retweeted me. You seen her Cosplay? I jacked off twice last night over her dressed as Snow White. Hang on I used jacked off? Hahahaha. Oh AHAHAHAHA. You see that's what happens when you have American buddies. Anyway guys, gotta go to hit the Silent Mines to find a particular mineral to complete my potions. If I got no potions then the sabre demons will take me apart. That's right guys - that's the type of things I have to master on any given night.

Pffft just jealous cos we wont play with ya mate

 

[chicoazul]

Pffft just jealous cos we wont play with ya mate

Are you an Orc pal? Be gone Orc or face my magic potion.

 

[bluestevon]

Are you an Orc pal? Be gone Orc or face my magic potion.

I sense i am being mocked, just wait until I level up mate you'll regret that

 

[chicoazul]

I sense i am being mocked, just wait until I level up mate you'll regret that

Together with my fellow witch doctors we form THE SHAMAN OF XENPHOR and we WILL destroy you.

Don't make me put my joystick glove on pal. If you do I will [Poor language removed] you up you [Poor language removed].

 

[Pat's Van]

I sense i am being mocked, just wait until I level up mate you'll regret that

use "flight" !!

 

[bluestevon]

Together with my fellow witch doctors we form THE SHAMAN OF XENPHOR and we WILL destroy you.

Don't make me put my joystick glove on pal. If you do I will [Poor language removed] you up you [Poor language removed].

 

[chicoazul]

I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF THE LOST TRIBE OF MUHULAHAH. I SUMMON THEE.

Prepare guys - MMA got nothing on what's about to happen ok guys.

 

[ilikecheese]

Together with my fellow witch doctors we form THE SHAMAN OF XENPHOR and we WILL destroy you.

Don't make me put my joystick glove on pal. If you do I will [Poor language removed] you up you [Poor language removed].

There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere...I'm sure of it