Your very own GOt xmas party- who would go and what would they bring?

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honestly thats what i'd bring and usually take, along with condoms!

Is that an invitation!!??


Anyway, most likely i'd spend the whole evening switching between trying to hit on Hayee and sitting alone in the corner drinking myself into a stupor.
 
Is that an invitation!!??


Anyway, most likely i'd spend the whole evening switching between trying to hit on Hayee and sitting alone in the corner drinking myself into a stupor.

no i don't need or give invitations. i don't take them in a rude way either, the amount of fun you can have smearing lube on your best friends face while putting her phone sneakily in a condom to make it slimy whilst having a good old sniff of the poppers - sorry, while leaving the room odourisers in the corner. ah the fun you can have with a lesbian!!
 
no i don't need or give invitations. i don't take them in a rude way either, the amount of fun you can have smearing lube on your best friends face while putting her phone sneakily in a condom to make it slimy whilst having a good old sniff of the poppers - sorry, while leaving the room odourisers in the corner. ah the fun you can have with a lesbian!!

oh.

Leaves dejected
 
i reckon thats more fun than anything you can think of :)

Probably is actually.

My idea was to challenge goat to a mince pie eating contest.

But he'd obviously win

Both the mince bit and the pie bit.
 
Wake up everyone! Time to clean up, my parents will be back in an hour and a half. I don't know how we're going to get that stain of the couch. Oh fcuk, it's not a stain, it's a Reidette
 
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