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You can count mate.
Forget 4, appoint me at 2, and make 3 20% and a 50/50 split with me.
Don't know if I should be flattered or fuming that you think I am not bribe-friendly.
Hibbertinho
Player Valuation: £8m
1. Secure giant mural depicting self.
2. Outlaw set-pieces, with the exception of perfecting torso-height corners.
3. Practice static off-the-ball motion, so we know where everyone is when we attack.
4. Instill the need to pass 10 times around 18 yard box before looking forward, as a means to waiting for space to appear.
5. Try to get the team playing ideologically rather than directly - this is more entertaining for fans to digest.
2. Outlaw set-pieces, with the exception of perfecting torso-height corners.
3. Practice static off-the-ball motion, so we know where everyone is when we attack.
4. Instill the need to pass 10 times around 18 yard box before looking forward, as a means to waiting for space to appear.
5. Try to get the team playing ideologically rather than directly - this is more entertaining for fans to digest.
1.Buy some brown shoes
2. See
3. What
4. Happens
5. Then
2. See
3. What
4. Happens
5. Then
Tricky Trevor 7
Player Valuation: £1m
We haven't any space on the ground staff .lol
good luck with that
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
1. Login, check access to email, Twitter, and Football Manager Scouting programme.
2. Adjust brightness and contrast setting on monitor
3. Locate kitchen and assess quality of coffee.
4. Find out what time everyone usually knocks off.
5. Email mates to tell them my new work email address.
2. Adjust brightness and contrast setting on monitor
3. Locate kitchen and assess quality of coffee.
4. Find out what time everyone usually knocks off.
5. Email mates to tell them my new work email address.
1. Walk into Finch Farm on the first day, gather the squad and tell to forget everything Martinez and his clown coaches ever told them.
2. Buy a new striker
3. Buy a new goalie
4. Buy a new left sided midfielder
5. Get the squad properly fit.
Seriously don't think sorting the defence out is that complicated and glaring an issue that it will require loads of attention, just get them doing the basic defensive drills in training again and that, along with a bit of an uplift in confidence, should see them get back to being solid again before long. Martinez absolutely destroyed the defence with his insistence that it's not important to keep a clean sheet and taking no time in training to focus on it. That will seriously go down in history as one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard a manager come out with, if I ever have kids and I tell them about the Martinez era I'm sure they won't believe me when I explain what he is like, how unbelievable his delusions were.
2. Buy a new striker
3. Buy a new goalie
4. Buy a new left sided midfielder
5. Get the squad properly fit.
Seriously don't think sorting the defence out is that complicated and glaring an issue that it will require loads of attention, just get them doing the basic defensive drills in training again and that, along with a bit of an uplift in confidence, should see them get back to being solid again before long. Martinez absolutely destroyed the defence with his insistence that it's not important to keep a clean sheet and taking no time in training to focus on it. That will seriously go down in history as one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard a manager come out with, if I ever have kids and I tell them about the Martinez era I'm sure they won't believe me when I explain what he is like, how unbelievable his delusions were.
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mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
1. Log into computer
2. Play this on a loop all day and get nothing done
3. Get the sack
4. Walk out to my car
5. Leave
2. Play this on a loop all day and get nothing done
3. Get the sack
4. Walk out to my car
5. Leave
Start acting like the 4th most successful club, on and off the pitch.
Then aim for 3rd
Then 2nd
Then 1st
Die with a smile...job done
Then aim for 3rd
Then 2nd
Then 1st
Die with a smile...job done
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
We need to build a proper team spirit, just look at what leicester achieved by basically doing that, look at how atletico dethroned barca and real. Yes they both have good players as well, but most teams in the top league do these days. as well as that we need to
keep hold of the core players
sign a top keeper, a fairly good experienced centre back, a playmaker and a good backup striker
shift off the deadwood like osman and bring through a fair few of the exciting youngsters we currently have
proper defensive organisation as well as set-piece management (we're fine in an attacking sense from open play imo)
keep hold of the core players
sign a top keeper, a fairly good experienced centre back, a playmaker and a good backup striker
shift off the deadwood like osman and bring through a fair few of the exciting youngsters we currently have
proper defensive organisation as well as set-piece management (we're fine in an attacking sense from open play imo)
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
Whomever Mr Moshiri decides is to be the next manager of our club, we need to give that man time. He isn't going to turn us into sustained contenders in one season.
Our squad has major issues that need addressing. It may take two or three summers before we are up challenging the top 4.
Patience is required.
Our squad has major issues that need addressing. It may take two or three summers before we are up challenging the top 4.
Patience is required.
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