Your the new man...your first five tasks

[Portland Toffee]

1. Spread a rumour around the dressing room about Pookie being better than Niasse, probably true
2. When Niasse comes to me I will ask him who told him
3. Skull rag Osman out of Finch fam in front of the waiting press. We all knew it would be Osman, the bad grass
4. In the presser, call Klopp a bell wipe nazi, say Fat Sam has bad chips and gravy shoites, make up a rumour about Cleverlys Mrs
5. Get fired, it was worth it.

 

[Yorkie89]

1,They need to tell lukaku he is going nowhere that has to be priority!
2,get a quality keeper I.e Chelsea number 1 since he wants away from Stamford bridge.
3, sort the defensive frailties out because let's be honest they are pathetic.
4,Give the fans what they want and get Jose just saying.
5, Make sure we win the league in the next 3 years money is meant to be there so let's do it

 

[ToffeeDan]

Impress Lukaku, Barkley, Mirallas enough to stay and send John Stones to see a psychiatrist to get that haunted look gone
Spend the transfer money well - particularly on reserve players to cover for several..
Bring in top class support crew and fitness team
Make the right impression with FM and the fans
Win the first away Derby.

 

[LAToffee]

1. Work on fitness
2. Buy world class goalie
3. Get back up for Lukaku
4. Get the defense sorted
5. Thrash RS at Anfield

 

[tsubaki]

Organize the defence
Look at the youth system before signing anyone else
Work out styles of playing based on what suits the players here
Sort their heads out
Focus on hitting the ground well in the first ten games of next season
hug dave

 

[Darth Vader]

Get them fit
Get them fit
fitness
bit more fitness
Sort the back 4

 

[Tony stanley]

1 make Everton great again.
2 make Everton great again.
3 make Everton great again.
4 make Everton great again.
5 make Everton great again.

 

[caught]

• Force every squad member to watch the Liverpool, Sunderland and Leicester games. Inform them that such a poor standard will never be tolerated again.
• Dedicate a significant amount of time to off the ball positional sense and movement, both defensive and offensive.
  
• Employ a world class fitness team.
• Add a top quality GK, midfield playmaker and a left-sided attacker to the squad immediately. Assess what else is required during pre-season.
• Insinuate Klopp wears his mother's nightdress to bed, thump chest, and scream "We are the people's club!"

 

[reidscrossgray]

Pr

1, Sit down with Lukaku and sort out his situation.
2, Release Osman, Pienaar and Hibbert.
3, Transfer list Niasse, Kone, Cleverley and McCarthy.
4, Find out how much money there is to spend.
5, spend it.

Perfect

 

[raithrovers94]

I think we need a goalie

 

[Woolly Blue]

1. Make a map with the dressing room on it so I don't lose it
2. Appoint a friendly accountant
3. Siphon 10% of all transfer fees to a BVI account
4. Get GOT closed down to reduce my chances of being caught by @hibbo'sclass
5. Put @Bungle in charge of match day entertainment with a remit of appealing to old pervs.
6. Take maths lessons

 

[magicjuan]

1. Ban the s*n from Everton fc
2. Ban the echo from Everton fc
3. Ban bill n bob from Everton fc
4. Ban lazy footballers from Everton fc
5. Be boss

 

[ste d' indica]

1. Ban the s*n from Everton fc
2. Ban the echo from Everton fc
3. Ban bill n bob from Everton fc
4. Ban lazy footballers from Everton fc
5. Be boss

BAN EVERYBODY IN THE WHOOOOLE WORLD!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[bluejohn66]

1. Ask softarse were the Arteta money went.
2. 50% discount 4 Blues at theGoodison Supper Bar.
3. If Rom insists on a move then kneecap him n send him to one of them badass American prisons with fag tattooed on his forehead.
4. Give Niasse a one way ticket to a destination of his choice.
5. Dominate World Football.

 

[StuBarlow]

1-5: Win games