your suggestions for new manager

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ya lazy buggers.

let's have some reasoning in your choices.

why Coyle? Why Bilbao chappie? Why the crack pipe?

Well I was taking the piss with Coyle so there's my reason.

COYLE IN FFS

And you only had to watch Channel 5 for the last 2 hours to understand the Bielsa shout.
 

Johan Cruyff - he's got major problems within the Ajax board, and could do with a change of scene. We should start courting him now.

This would be my dream - He'd take one look at Hibbo on the training ground and say "Godverdomme"
 

Mariella Frostrup.

She could inspire with her eloquent and confident manner - her husky tones ensuring the lads are always standing to attention. She could reward performances with fellatio and/or quick handjobs at half time - something apparently initiated by Steve Round but subsequently stopped after complaints by the tealady (she was feeling redundant).

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i vote Damon because if he got an awkward question in a press conference he'd whip out a whiteboard and start writing his argument in different coloured marker. In different thickness too. He'd also get the laptop and projector on the go and give a detailed rejoinder using wikipedia. It'd be ace. He'd also sort out the board with sound financial analysis. Damon in!
 
She could reward performances with fellatio and/or quick handjobs at half time - something apparently initiated by Steve Round

That won't work at half-time, the players will surely cum and hardly be up for 45 more minutes of football. At least when Steve Round did it the players were never really turned on, so they didn't even get blue balls or anything.

I reckon we ditch the half-time sexy stuff, and stick to the oranges.
 

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