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Heard from Carlo's driver that Goalkeepers will be the big movers this year. Once one moves, a domino effect will start.He also thinks we have a goalkeeper "with no hands". He's a fan of Romero. Take from that what you will.
 
Mate works in estate agents in Formby. Had Everton representative in this morning saying a new player? wants to view a £2 million house on Victoria Road in Formby. Ask could they provide a Brazilian speaking gardener as well
Mate asked me to keep this quiet. So don't tell anyone will ya
 

Everton put in a bid
, strategy if we do a bulk bid were bound to get one ?

Emerson , Victor Moses, Tiemoue Bakayoko, Danny Drinkwater, Kurt Zouma, Andreas Christensen and Michy Batshuayi players Chelsea are willing to offload
 
Everton put in a bid
, strategy if we do a bulk bid were bound to get one ?

Emerson , Victor Moses, Tiemoue Bakayoko, Danny Drinkwater, Kurt Zouma, Andreas Christensen and Michy Batshuayi players Chelsea are willing to offload

....’the sun’ll come out Tomori’, but keep it to yourself for now.
 
I visited Eindhoven a couple of years ago for a bike trip and randomly met mr. Brands at the Euro-Garden coffeeshop in the center of town. He told me has was visiting his old home town to relax and meet his relatives and of course to enjoy smoking some sour diesel (his favorite type). He stood up and went to piss in the nearby canal, and whilst he was gone I installed a high-end spy device on his Fairphone 3. Since then I've been listening in on his calls and watching his conversations with Carlo, and boy oh boy do we have an interesting transfer window ahead.

First of all we've got a real domino effect in the works as Brands and Carlo are trying to fix the centerback situation. Loans for Gibson and Branthwaite are pretty much done, but won't be confirmed until we sign our targets. One will go to Blackburn and the other to an unknown championship club who is in financial trouble and can only afford loans.

Gabriel is already done and dusted (24 mil upfront with a deal worth upwards of 27.1). Barcelona have offered Everton the possibility to sign Todibo for 14 mil + 2.4 mil in add-ons as they try to raise funds, and Carlo is a big fan and thinks he could do a good job. Left-footed free agent Malang Sarr is liked by Brands but he has several other offers in Spain and Italy from teams who compete in Europe.

There is a general consensus at the Everton transfer team and board that the current market allows Everton to purchase cheap players because smaller, poor teams need to recoup money due to covid-19. These teams have been labelled 'skint nonentities' by Brands, and he cannot wait to enforce his 24k gold strap-on and inflict damage on their bank accounts and steal their only valuable players for pennies.

Besides the centerback position Everton are interested in bringing in a high quality right midfielder, a first-team central midfielder and a right-back. Everton are not worried enough about the recent form of Pickford to justify a transfer and they believe that both Iwobi and Bernard will be good enough on the left-side in the coming season. Jonjoe Kenny will go to Schalke for another year, and Everton will look to secure a rotation RB for just one season, which means no permanent deal on that front. No strikers will be purchased this season, but Everton are preparing for the possibility that Richarlison leaves next summer.

Besides Gabriel there will be no expensive signings unless high-earners are sold or selling clubs are willing to accept payment that overlaps into the 2022 season. These are players that Everton have been in contact with but talks are initial at this stage:

Center back: Todibo (20), Sarr (21)
Right back: Malcuit (29) loan*, Tete (24) loan*
Right midfielder: Calvin Stengs (21), Domenico Berardi (26)
Central midfielder: Marc Roca (23), Ibrahima Sangare (22), Diego Demme (28)

Everton have categorically not been in contact with: Max Aarons, Matty Cash, Zouma, Donnarumma, Buendia, Immobile, Gana, Kante, Boga, Zaha, Umtiti and Everton

All this information is 100% accurate.
 
Heard Leroy Fer will be coming in on a free (subject to medical of course) and his horse will become the new club mascot
 

I visited Eindhoven a couple of years ago for a bike trip and randomly met mr. Brands at the Euro-Garden coffeeshop in the center of town. He told me has was visiting his old home town to relax and meet his relatives and of course to enjoy smoking some sour diesel (his favorite type). He stood up and went to piss in the nearby canal, and whilst he was gone I installed a high-end spy device on his Fairphone 3. Since then I've been listening in on his calls and watching his conversations with Carlo, and boy oh boy do we have an interesting transfer window ahead.

First of all we've got a real domino effect in the works as Brands and Carlo are trying to fix the centerback situation. Loans for Gibson and Branthwaite are pretty much done, but won't be confirmed until we sign our targets. One will go to Blackburn and the other to an unknown championship club who is in financial trouble and can only afford loans.

Gabriel is already done and dusted (24 mil upfront with a deal worth upwards of 27.1). Barcelona have offered Everton the possibility to sign Todibo for 14 mil + 2.4 mil in add-ons as they try to raise funds, and Carlo is a big fan and thinks he could do a good job. Left-footed free agent Malang Sarr is liked by Brands but he has several other offers in Spain and Italy from teams who compete in Europe.

There is a general consensus at the Everton transfer team and board that the current market allows Everton to purchase cheap players because smaller, poor teams need to recoup money due to covid-19. These teams have been labelled 'skint nonentities' by Brands, and he cannot wait to enforce his 24k gold strap-on and inflict damage on their bank accounts and steal their only valuable players for pennies.

Besides the centerback position Everton are interested in bringing in a high quality right midfielder, a first-team central midfielder and a right-back. Everton are not worried enough about the recent form of Pickford to justify a transfer and they believe that both Iwobi and Bernard will be good enough on the left-side in the coming season. Jonjoe Kenny will go to Schalke for another year, and Everton will look to secure a rotation RB for just one season, which means no permanent deal on that front. No strikers will be purchased this season, but Everton are preparing for the possibility that Richarlison leaves next summer.

Besides Gabriel there will be no expensive signings unless high-earners are sold or selling clubs are willing to accept payment that overlaps into the 2022 season. These are players that Everton have been in contact with but talks are initial at this stage:

Center back: Todibo (20), Sarr (21)
Right back: Malcuit (29) loan*, Tete (24) loan*
Right midfielder: Calvin Stengs (21), Domenico Berardi (26)
Central midfielder: Marc Roca (23), Ibrahima Sangare (22), Diego Demme (28)

Everton have categorically not been in contact with: Max Aarons, Matty Cash, Zouma, Donnarumma, Buendia, Immobile, Gana, Kante, Boga, Zaha, Umtiti and Everton

All this information is 100% accurate.
Gabriel not going to arsenal so ?
 
I visited Eindhoven a couple of years ago for a bike trip and randomly met mr. Brands at the Euro-Garden coffeeshop in the center of town. He told me has was visiting his old home town to relax and meet his relatives and of course to enjoy smoking some sour diesel (his favorite type). He stood up and went to piss in the nearby canal, and whilst he was gone I installed a high-end spy device on his Fairphone 3. Since then I've been listening in on his calls and watching his conversations with Carlo, and boy oh boy do we have an interesting transfer window ahead.

First of all we've got a real domino effect in the works as Brands and Carlo are trying to fix the centerback situation. Loans for Gibson and Branthwaite are pretty much done, but won't be confirmed until we sign our targets. One will go to Blackburn and the other to an unknown championship club who is in financial trouble and can only afford loans.

Gabriel is already done and dusted (24 mil upfront with a deal worth upwards of 27.1). Barcelona have offered Everton the possibility to sign Todibo for 14 mil + 2.4 mil in add-ons as they try to raise funds, and Carlo is a big fan and thinks he could do a good job. Left-footed free agent Malang Sarr is liked by Brands but he has several other offers in Spain and Italy from teams who compete in Europe.

There is a general consensus at the Everton transfer team and board that the current market allows Everton to purchase cheap players because smaller, poor teams need to recoup money due to covid-19. These teams have been labelled 'skint nonentities' by Brands, and he cannot wait to enforce his 24k gold strap-on and inflict damage on their bank accounts and steal their only valuable players for pennies.

Besides the centerback position Everton are interested in bringing in a high quality right midfielder, a first-team central midfielder and a right-back. Everton are not worried enough about the recent form of Pickford to justify a transfer and they believe that both Iwobi and Bernard will be good enough on the left-side in the coming season. Jonjoe Kenny will go to Schalke for another year, and Everton will look to secure a rotation RB for just one season, which means no permanent deal on that front. No strikers will be purchased this season, but Everton are preparing for the possibility that Richarlison leaves next summer.

Besides Gabriel there will be no expensive signings unless high-earners are sold or selling clubs are willing to accept payment that overlaps into the 2022 season. These are players that Everton have been in contact with but talks are initial at this stage:

Center back: Todibo (20), Sarr (21)
Right back: Malcuit (29) loan*, Tete (24) loan*
Right midfielder: Calvin Stengs (21), Domenico Berardi (26)
Central midfielder: Marc Roca (23), Ibrahima Sangare (22), Diego Demme (28)

Everton have categorically not been in contact with: Max Aarons, Matty Cash, Zouma, Donnarumma, Buendia, Immobile, Gana, Kante, Boga, Zaha, Umtiti and Everton

All this information is 100% accurate.

You got my vote.
 

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