Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
And my 'not in a million years' would she be a MILF
fk me, was that second one taken in the hall of mirrors?
Imagine farting in a bath full of custard.My bestest dream is them in a bath full of custard with Z-Cars in the background.
One on the left looks like Steve McMahon.
One on the left looks like Steve McMahon.
That's Angela Eagle.
I aim to "turn" her and then sell my story to The People.
Bluglublblglub *pop*Imagine farting in a bath full of custard.
Boss.
Bluglublblglub *pop*
Yeah....but how would it smell?? No amount of chappie you've consumed earlier could overpower a bath full of bird's custard, I reckon
That's just fat.No problem with a bit of junk in the trunk on an illicit squeeze...
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Is that the bird off The Big Bang Theory?![]()
Oh my Lordy Lord....
<Googles for A3 colour print option from phone>
That's just fat.
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