Your deathbed last words ?

[Benicetoourboys]

Here we go

 

[Andyramone]

Who's dropped their guts?

 

[bcblue1878]

I want certain Everton players to lower me into my grave, so I can say for one last time -
“They’ve let me down again!”.

 

[degsy]

Some people are on the pitch, they think is all over - it is now

 

[Bkk Andy]

I was in an office block during the earthquake in Thailand last year and thought that the end had come. As much I'd like to say I said/did something witty I just sent my wife a message, "Earthquake. Love you" and said to my team, "Earthquake. Let's go!".

 

[Tipp blue]

I have 150 million in bitcoin, the user name and password is

 

[Andy McGurk]

Did my bed just talk?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Consonant please Carol.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Remember to put the correct bins out

 

[Dingo]

Do you fart in lumps.

 

[tsubaki]

Pope Gregory XII came up with something I've always liked on his demise - "I have not understood the world, and the world has not understood me"

 

[Swartzy]

My older brother told me.

End of

 

[larbert toffee]

Who's looking after the shop?

 

[Lapeno77]

'Oh, I wasn't expecting that...'

 

[goldfinchmule]

Just my luck love, win the lottery and then get food poisoning a week later.