your chat up lines to girls

[no.1_evertonian]

my recent one is

so when can i taste your tongue then? you look decent on ya pictures wanna get to know me ?
where in liverpool are you from?
i am 22 from liverpool
have a look at my pictures see what you think



lol

 

[heatmeiser]

I usually smell their hair when they're not looking and then ask them if I can touch them. It works in Vegas.

 

[chicoazul]

Do you consider pineapple to be an acceptable based topping love?

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

 

[spikeman]

Apparently mine is "your drawings will make you famous"

I dont get it.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

my recent one is

so when can i taste your tongue then? you look decent on ya pictures wanna get to know me ?
where in liverpool are you from?
i am 22 from liverpool
have a look at my pictures see what you think




lol

Is that face to face or over the internet? just wondering like

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

[Cena]

"I know source yano luv"

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Apparently mine is "your drawings will make you famous"

I gont get it.

Did you pull?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I have a huge penis.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Mine is 'let's bum'

Oh wait, you said for girls, didn't you?

Actually it's the same for girls

 

[spikeman]

I have a huge penis.

Your not supposed to lie to girls. It's a major turnoff for them.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Never chatted a girl up in my life, wouldn't know what to say or where to start.

 

[The Bishop]

"So, I hear you're a girl"

 

[DualityNSNO]

"So, I hear you're a girl"

Brilliant.
Step one - state the obvious.