You wont belive it.....!!!!

[Sharpys top lip]

Got off the train at the same place as always after work. Got in my car and drove home. When i was coming into my road i noticed the police helicopter right over head and pretty low. So im driving down my road and three police car come in right behimd me with lights going off. I then notice a car outside my house and think oh fukk what goin on here..??

I pull up my path and the police all stop outside mine. So i jump out and say waht the fukk is going on. One copper jumps out the car and comes over an says...

"two lads have burgled someones house down the road and they were last seen in mine or close to back gardens"

They had been getting chased for at least 20 mins. So i asked if they wanted to come through my house and in to the garden to see whats what....

So they came through and had a look around and they couldn't see anything the copter was right above and it looked like the lads had got away. Then i noticed the lock of my shed on the floor and the wood had been riped off. The copper went over and opend the door and the two of them were in there. The 1st lad was dragged out and two coppers jumped on him. The last copper ran in to grab the other lad and got chinned right out the door again.

This young ginger kid then lifted....Yes lifted the roof of my shed jumped on the wall and into the next garden. The police have since told me that they got away.

As the lad who got nicked was led out, i leaned over and told him how much of a good job the police had found him as i would have smashed his fukkin head in. And i told him so...

Scary thing is my missus and my daughter had been in the garden when the lads were in there. Looking at the copper above. Let me tell you. if i was frounted by them two lads on my own in the garden and the baby was about. Id have no hesatation in sticking one of my big cooking knifes right in them....

What a night!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Got off the train at the same place as always after work. Got in my car and drove home. When i was coming into my road i noticed the police helicopter right over head and pretty low. So im driving down my road and three police car come in right behimd me with lights going off. I then notice a car outside my house and think oh fukk what goin on here..??

I pull up my path and the police all stop outside mine. So i jump out and say waht the fukk is going on. One copper jumps out the car and comes over an says...

"two lads have burgled someones house down the road and they were last seen in mine or close to back gardens"

They had been getting chased for at least 20 mins. So i asked if they wanted to come through my house and in to the garden to see whats what....

So they came through and had a look around and they couldn't see anything the copter was right above and it looked like the lads had got away. Then i noticed the lock of my shed on the floor and the wood had been riped off. The copper went over and opend the door and the two of them were in there. The 1st lad was dragged out and two coppers jumped on him. The last copper ran in to grab the other lad and got chinned right out the door again.

This young ginger kid then lifted....Yes lifted the roof of my shed jumped on the wall and into the next garden. The police have since told me that they got away.

As the lad who got nicked was led out, i leaned over and told him how much of a good job the police had found him as i would have smashed his fukkin head in. And i told him so...

Scary thing is my missus and my daughter had been in the garden when the lads were in there. Looking at the copper above. Let me tell you. if i was frounted by them two lads on my own in the garden and the baby was about. Id have no hesatation in sticking one of my big cooking knifes right in them....

What a night!!!!

Sweet Jesus. COPS best have been filming that [Poor language removed] for their next season.

The lengths some people will go to get higher up the waiting list for your next season's all inclusive.

There wasn't any unusual plants in your shed was there lid?

Laughing at them not only getting lifted but getting threatened by you to compound their misery, nice work.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Got off the train at the same place as always after work. Got in my car and drove home. When i was coming into my road i noticed the police helicopter right over head and pretty low. So im driving down my road and three police car come in right behimd me with lights going off. I then notice a car outside my house and think oh fukk what goin on here..??

I pull up my path and the police all stop outside mine. So i jump out and say waht the fukk is going on. One copper jumps out the car and comes over an says...

"two lads have burgled someones house down the road and they were last seen in mine or close to back gardens"

They had been getting chased for at least 20 mins. So i asked if they wanted to come through my house and in to the garden to see whats what....

So they came through and had a look around and they couldn't see anything the copter was right above and it looked like the lads had got away. Then i noticed the lock of my shed on the floor and the wood had been riped off. The copper went over and opend the door and the two of them were in there. The 1st lad was dragged out and two coppers jumped on him. The last copper ran in to grab the other lad and got chinned right out the door again.

This young ginger kid then lifted....Yes lifted the roof of my shed jumped on the wall and into the next garden. The police have since told me that they got away.

As the lad who got nicked was led out, i leaned over and told him how much of a good job the police had found him as i would have smashed his fukkin head in. And i told him so...

Scary thing is my missus and my daughter had been in the garden when the lads were in there. Looking at the copper above. Let me tell you. if i was frounted by them two lads on my own in the garden and the baby was about. Id have no hesatation in sticking one of my big cooking knifes right in them....

What a night!!!!

Not trying to be all , Broken Britain , or nothing , but what if you'dve gone out with your bird and child , WITHOUT the fukn knife , and the two of them had fronted you ??? You've got your wife and kid within yards remember , and they are desperate . THAT , is the fukn issue here .
I have no doubt whatsoever that you would indeed have shivved thm , P , but what if you hadn't have been there ???
It's fukn bang on .
My arl fella would take some convincing , I'm telling you .

P.S. Where the fuk do you live , Calderstones ????

L.C.A.B. adopts working class roots , folded arms pose .

P.P.S. Glad yous are all O.K.

 

[Alio]

holy frickin moly

glad everyone from your house is well and safe. thats frickin scary stuff

you should be allowed to do whatever you feel if someone breaks into your house.....hope they are caught mate

 

[alexishelmsley]

that is scary! :S Hope you are all ok.

 

[heatmeiser]

Mad that.

Glad no-one got hurt (well, you and yours anyway) but had to laugh at some ginge lifting the roof of your shed. Mental.

Better get the bounty hunters out for that other lad.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

At least you are all ok. That is the main thing.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I know he got like some super human strengh. I had to laugh. plus he chinned the copper back out the door.

They must have been 18-22 an most. If id had a chance id had wiped the floor with both. Dont think we were in much danger really. Was just a bit crazy thou. He wont get bail and will be in Walton jail 1st thing......Oooooh naughty.!!!

 

[Matt Damon]

Got off the train at the same place as always after work. Got in my car and drove home. When i was coming into my road i noticed the police helicopter right over head and pretty low. So im driving down my road and three police car come in right behimd me with lights going off. I then notice a car outside my house and think oh fukk what goin on here..??

I pull up my path and the police all stop outside mine. So i jump out and say waht the fukk is going on. One copper jumps out the car and comes over an says...

"two lads have burgled someones house down the road and they were last seen in mine or close to back gardens"

They had been getting chased for at least 20 mins. So i asked if they wanted to come through my house and in to the garden to see whats what....

So they came through and had a look around and they couldn't see anything the copter was right above and it looked like the lads had got away. Then i noticed the lock of my shed on the floor and the wood had been riped off. The copper went over and opend the door and the two of them were in there. The 1st lad was dragged out and two coppers jumped on him. The last copper ran in to grab the other lad and got chinned right out the door again.

This young ginger kid then lifted....Yes lifted the roof of my shed jumped on the wall and into the next garden. The police have since told me that they got away.

As the lad who got nicked was led out, i leaned over and told him how much of a good job the police had found him as i would have smashed his fukkin head in. And i told him so...

Scary thing is my missus and my daughter had been in the garden when the lads were in there. Looking at the copper above. Let me tell you. if i was frounted by them two lads on my own in the garden and the baby was about. Id have no hesatation in sticking one of my big cooking knifes right in them....

What a night!!!!

Big Dunc would have took out the Ginger no messing.

Scary [Poor language removed] mate you should take precautions on the house as no doubt this gang will have your house in mind for what you said to him.

Also fancy one of the coppers getting chinned??? he should have got his ******* batton out or Taser. Stun the fcking ****!

At the end of the day mate, law or no law, with what went on - your kids there.

You've a right to defend your kids.

 

[davek]

Bloody hell. That could have turned out worse. Frightening.

On a lighter note, when you said the ginger lad knocked the shed roof off, jumped out and got away, was it anything like this?:

 

[Hayee]

You alright?

 

[Matt Damon]

I know he got like some super human strengh. I had to laugh. plus he chinned the copper back out the door.

They must have been 18-22 an most. If id had a chance id had wiped the floor with both. Dont think we were in much danger really. Was just a bit crazy thou. He wont get bail and will be in Walton jail 1st thing......Oooooh naughty.!!!

probably on amphetamines or crystal meth or something. some stimulant

immune to pain kind of stuff.

you can still take em down, just don't go running in with your chin hanging like some idiot copper.

should have been shed door open and Pepper spray out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Scary [Poor language removed] mate you should take precautions on the house as no doubt this gang will have your house in mind for what you said to him.

Sorry mate not trying to be all computer gangster or nothing. But if they or any of there mates come back on the bounce looking for trouble. I'll stick a fukking axe between his eyes.....

Im not kidding....

It wouldn't be good for them!!!

I'll probably find out who they are before the coppers do. Then we'll have some fun.....haha

Anyhoo...

BB that pic was spot on mate...

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Theres no need for the concern, this is sharpy - water off a ducks - the only sympathy you need to offer is that he was unable to get his hands on them.

Howling at chicos "The lengths some people will go to get higher up the waiting list for your next season's all inclusive."

 

[Hayee]

Theres no need for the concern, this is sharpy - water off a ducks - the only sympathy you need to offer is that he was unable to get his hands on them.

Howling at chicos "The lengths some people will go to get higher up the waiting list for your next season's all inclusive."

******* hell he's back!