Yoann Gourcuff?

[Charles Hawtrey]

I thought that when the window closed all this would stop.
Get him on a free, basic wage but loaded on appearances and bonuses. Worth a punt. Does West Ham, Stoke or Newcastle know about him yet?

why would we pay him the same as Besic?
All seems like wishful thinking to me like thinking you are getting the Xmas pressy you really wanted on New Years

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Yarmolenkos gash Gourcuff is better than Messi if he sings for us.

he sings too?I'm in then!

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Wiki stating it to, but Google still stating Everton FC, just believe blues, dreams do and can come true!

 

[Arteta2391]

he can teach Barkley a thing or two.

is there anything appealing about joining Stoke City?

 

[Eggs]

How very Yarmolenko.

Signed for Stoke it seems. The dream is over.

....scene from Beauty and the Beast if he is in the team with Crouch.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Oh no, Stoke it is, no role play with the Mrs, in my new printed shirt!

 

[USABlue]

i really hope no one actually falls for the stoke crap haha he's going to rennes

 

[ilikecheese]

Someone change his hometown to 'Plowyermah'

 

[Prevenger17]

Oh FFS.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

i really hope no one actually falls for the stoke crap haha he's going to rennes

. Does that mean Stoke is not true? If so my new shirt may not be wasted, if you know what I mean!

 

[LocalNative]

WTF?

 

[Furey1878]

Has he signed for Stoke or West Ham, yet?

Or both at the same time?

 

[LocalNative]

Hahah his wiki page is forever changing.

 

[Eggs]

Has he signed for Stoke or West Ham, yet?

Or both at the same time?

....West St6ke.

 

[marty mcfly]

So is this just @chicoazul on a wind up?