Yoann Gourcuff?

LAToffee · September 3, 2015

full name "Chico Azul Courcuff"

Eric Djemba-Djemba · September 3, 2015

NilSatisOptimum said:
Well if all you scallies, have been having a laugh and messing around with Wiki etc, Im going to be very very angry, my chance since Cahill left to give the wife special time, well, I hope your all happy!

Do you want me to finger your wife for you?

LAToffee · September 3, 2015

Rumors flying around the internet saying that he's actually quite cute. Any confirmation on that lads?

barneygumble · September 3, 2015

'
Playing position Treatment table, next to Gibbo'

lol

His playing style and ability have drawn comparisons to English Legend Tony Hibbert.

:lol:

Pienaar's gloves · September 3, 2015

barneygumble said:
'
Playing position Treatment table, next to Gibbo'

lol

Hopefully he can give Gibbo a lift to work.

Charles Hawtrey · September 3, 2015

Pienaar's gloves said:
Hopefully he can give Gibbo a lift to work.

On his bike.

NilSatisOptimum · September 3, 2015

Eric Djemba-Djemba said:
Do you want me to finger your wife for you?

If you are mountable, you are in, well me in you as well, if you know what I mean :hayee:

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Furey1878 · September 3, 2015

"Playing position Goosing Adversus' mar"

hahahahahahha

Caolam · September 3, 2015

Charles Hawtrey said:
why would we pay him the same as Besic?
All seems like wishful thinking to me like thinking you are getting the Xmas pressy you really wanted on New Years

It is, but isn't that what being an Evertonians is all about.

barneygumble · September 3, 2015

'Not Everton' and it links to Stoke :lol:

Wind ups! Love it.

Groucho · September 3, 2015

How much of a goer is this?

ijjysmith · September 3, 2015

Groucho said:
How much of a goer is this?

If it's a percentage you want I'll give you a 12.69% chance of this happening. And even that's generous.

moggeridge · September 3, 2015

LAToffee said:
His wikipedia page says he plays for Everton so it must be true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoann_Gourcuff

Seriously though, if it were true how could we sign him after the transfer window has "slammed shut" (paraphrasing Sky)? Sorry if this has already been addressed. I'm only interested in my posts on this forum.

i think it is because he is a free agent...