Luis Suarez; the top scorer in Europe last season, is still at Ajax.
Kicking with both feet.Is he left footed?
If he is that talented, why has he not been snapped up by the money bag clubs?
You're kidding aren't you? He's omnipotent when it comes to knowing who Everton are after.
Not only that, he plays FM and deliberately signs everyone and anyone Everton go in for. Then he whacks one off in joy and enjoys a pork pie and a jellied eel.
Like Tim Cahill and Leighton Baines you mean?
You'll have to stop this 'all Londoners are cockneys and eat jellied eels' stuff mate. I come from north London - as Harry does - and used to support Spurs - as Harry did - but I am not a cockney as I was not born in the east end of London and have never eaten - nor wished to eat - a jellied eel. I will admit to eating my fair share of pork pies mind!
Let me see, I posted that on the 2nd September and you have just got round to reading it, Hmm.
And Scousers don't all rob cars and have permsIt's just a joke mate!