2018/19 Yannick Bolasie

upthetoffees · January 28, 2019

This won't be a popular suggestion but, why don't we call his bluff and stick him at Centre Forward? Make him earn his massive wages, and surely couldn't do a worse job than DCL in that position?

Strikinglyhandsome1 · January 28, 2019

upthetoffees said:
This won't be a popular suggestion but, why don't we call his bluff and stick him at Centre Forward? Make him earn his massive wages, and surely couldn't do a worse job than DCL in that position?

He plays like he’s wearing roller blades.

Big Fat Sam · January 28, 2019

upthetoffees said:
This won't be a popular suggestion but, why don't we call his bluff and stick him at Centre Forward? Make him earn his massive wages, and surely couldn't do a worse job than DCL in that position?

That'd be hilarious, a front two of Mirallas and Bolasie once our Kev is sent back tomorrow from Fiorentina n'all.

DaviesIsTheFuture · January 28, 2019

Strikinglyhandsome1 said:
He plays like he’s wearing roller blades.

well that's generous

upthetoffees · January 28, 2019

Strikinglyhandsome1 said:
He plays like he’s wearing roller blades.

And DCL like he's wearing sandals.

ijjysmith · January 28, 2019

upthetoffees said:
And DCL like he's wearing sandals.

Sandals > roller blades though

upthetoffees · January 28, 2019

ijjysmith said:
Sandals > roller blades though

Neither gets you anywhere on a flooded South London pitch.

BernieH · January 28, 2019

rochdaleblue said:
See my post in the schnerderlin thread. Where is the professional pride in wanting to play, in players nowadays?

deipnosophist · January 28, 2019

Roman sandals with socks are a terrible look...

Gaffa · January 28, 2019

As we have him for now and he has a load to prove, I'd lob him on the bench and at least use his pace last 10 minutes

summerisle · January 29, 2019

Zatara · January 29, 2019

I honestly wonder how id react to meeting him in person...wonder what id say to him...

Zatara · January 29, 2019

Then again i doubt we would mix in the same circles... lol

Big Fat Sam · January 30, 2019

So, great work Yannick. As if I couldn't hate him any more, he goes and pulls this stunt and ends up stuck with us until the summer, potentially (likely) longer as he's sat on a fat contract and nobody else will pay him anywhere near as much.

Absolute joke.