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[SuitsBlue]

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

and you gift a dna sample to the powers that be.

all mail whence posted is property of big liz.

 

[Seagull]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft

 

[fozzy]

The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright Brothers’ first flight.

 

[Seagull]

Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."

 

[chicoazul]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft

I have witnessed something like this.

 

[fozzy]

only it wasnt the heart and it wasnt blood!!!!!!!

 

[Seagull]

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk

 

[SuitsBlue]

and what % fornicating with the same species?

 

[chicoazul]

I like this cat. He's fact-o-fun.

Get him in the Ultras.

 

[TX Bill]

Frogs don't drink.

(Edit: Frogs don't drink water. They've been known to down a dry martini or two.)

 

[SuitsBlue]

through the skin

 

[Cal]

chang cho has a [Poor language removed] paperclip neck

 

[chicoazul]

chang cho has a [Poor language removed] paperclip neck

Simply. Wonderful.


We have a winner.