Wow her socks off

[MrD]

Met this girl online years ago, no way she'd be interested in me I thought. She was way out of my league like but my sense of humour knocked her bandy so she agreed to meet up.

We seemed to hit it off right away and ended up in a bar. She had these high boots on and after sitting down said her feet were killing. I think I blacked out a bit and courageously/foolishly asked her to pass her feet over to me under the table.

Gave her a foot rub and it was pretty great. Even if nothing came of the date at least I'd have the scent of her feet on my fingers.

Anyway, 8 years later and we're still together, have a kid and I still love her feet. The foot rub sealed the deal (aside from my average good looks and decent personality). She also gives cracking foot jobs

Go for it!

 

[Tramps_mate]

Met this girl online years ago, no way she'd be interested in me I thought. She was way out of my league like but my sense of humour knocked her bandy so she agreed to meet up.

We seemed to hit it off right away and ended up in a bar. She had these high boots on and after sitting down said her feet were killing. I think I blacked out a bit and courageously/foolishly asked her to pass her feet over to me under the table.

Gave her a foot rub and it was pretty great. Even if nothing came of the date at least I'd have the scent of her feet on my fingers.

Anyway, 8 years later and we're still together, have a kid and I still love her feet. The foot rub sealed the deal (aside from my average good looks and decent personality). She also gives cracking foot jobs

Go for it!

Wow!

 

[MrD]

Wow!

I'm scared to ask if that's a good wow, bad wow or a cringe wow! :/

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Oh could it be??

We didn’t even need jake for this one. 5/10

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

So what was the outcome of the fourth date?

 

[Groucho]

Before things get serious I need to see her feet

lol

 

[Brisan123]

Take her to town and offer to buy her some Jimmy Choo's.
She'll have her shoes off in a flash.

Best idea yet.
Better still buy her thigh high white boots with high heels and laced down the back.
Great for stand up doggy style

Or so I’ve been told

 

[Brisan123]

What you going to see mate ?

The search for Bigfoot

 

[PITA]

Does she have a daughter?

Kidnap her (make sure to wear a mask!), then send an text from the daughters phone saying that she’ll be released if the mum (assumed) comes to the nearest public conveniences and shows her bare feet under the stalls (be sure that the toilets have a gap between stalls and not a wall). No police though!

This method has the added advantage in that you can view her feet and make judgements without her knowing. If they are a bit minging then you can end it and tell her you need stability in your life, not a daughter who gets kidnapped. If you like what you see, you can also gain some positive time spent with the daughter and can interrogate her for more details about her mum.

This post might be even odder than any of Rigsby's.

 

[Eggs]

The thing is I have a bit of a fetish.

Nothing weird just a foot one. Cant get enough of a womans feet.

I am 33 an she is 49.

Before things get serious I need to see her feet but try as I might she just wont take her shoes off.

I need suggestions serious suggestions on how to get her to show me her feet.

..best get on with it, Fella, it won’t be too long before you can’t see your feet.

 

[ToePeg]

Best idea yet.
Better still buy her thigh high white boots with high heels and laced down the back.
Great for stand up doggy style

Or so I’ve been told

Ooft. Just nipping upstairs with that thought for 5 mins, hope the postie doesn't knock.

 

[zzr45]

This post might be even odder than any of Rigsby's.

You just aren’t open to new ways of thinking.

 

[RAFUH]

If she was really hot , fabulous body , great looks , great personality and company , filthy dirty in bed , loyal , submissive fantastic cook and housekeeper , loved kids and pets , had a high IQ but had deformed feet , would you dump her ????

...but does she understand the offside rule?

 

[Brisan123]

...but does she understand the offside rule?

You are better off never letting them catch you offside , therefore their knowledge of the offside rules become redundant lol

 

[verreauxi]

Take her grape stomping. And then make weird uncomfortable howling sounds when you see the size of her roughened bunyons and crinkly corns.