Would you rather?

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Stone you, more fun

hairy muff or shaven

Depends whether it's a fit chick or an old boot.
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Old beetle v new beetle?
 
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Chocolate...it's good fer ya'.

Bamboo reeds under the toenails or Walter Smith?

Smith - he did bring us Carsley, Stubbs, Gravesen, Weir, Ferguson (back) as well as save our season by getting Campbell in on loan to stave off relegation.

Also got to see Dacourt & Materazzi run out for us and I'll admit to being a little bit chuffed when Gascoigne showed up (I knew he would be useless, but unlike Nyarko, at least Gazza was a legend!)

Anyways...

Which would you find the more morally objectionable shag;

Your brother's girlfriend or your girlfriend's sister?
 
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Smith - he did bring us Carsley, Stubbs, Gravesen, Weir, Ferguson (back) as well as save our season by getting Campbell in on loan to stave off relegation.

Also got to see Dacourt & Materazzi run out for us and I'll admit to being a little bit chuffed when Gascoigne showed up (I knew he would be useless, but unlike Nyarko, at least Gazza was a legend!)

Anyways...

Which would you find the more morally objectionable shag;

Your brother's girlfriend or your girlfriend's sister?

girlfriend's sister

smoke up & get blitzed out of your skull, or drink up... & get blitzed out of your skull
 
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