Worst Piece of Commentary You've Heard?

[kev]

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."
ALSO
"For those watching in black and white, the pink is just behind the green ball"

 

[coollino]

Non sport, definitely Lovejoy trying to correct himself after starting a Rolf Harris impression

 

[COYBL25]

Non sport, definitely Lovejoy trying to correct himself after starting a Rolf Harris impression

Her face too !

 

[coollino]

Her face too !

It's the first time I've seen a longer clip, I didn't realise 1 direction where there. That would have been seen by millions hahaha

 

[Old Blue 2]

David Coleman:
"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind."

"He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62."

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."

"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."

"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."

And Ron Pickering:
And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

 

[RufusCat]

Dion Dublin: "He would score more goals if he was a better finisher"

 

[summerisle]

Every time a commentator says he was never going to miss after a player has scored - thanks Nostradamus.

 

[RufusCat]

Anything Michael owen says

Rather have Michael Owen than Robbie Savage - low bar though.

 

[the golden visionary]

Rather have Michael Owen than Robbie Savage - low bar though.

You'd struggle to get under it like

 

[Goodison87]

Any words spoken by Andy Hinchcliffe. Great left foot, poor commentator.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Oh for the days when ex-players bought a pub or sold insurance.

Billy Bremner opened a toilet paper factory.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

David Coleman:
"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind."

"He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62."

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."

"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."

"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."

And Ron Pickering:
And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

David Coleman had Colemanballs down to a fine art

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The commentary on Thiago when the RS played Chelsea.

 

[Librarian]

Anything Michael owen says

"When they don't score, they hardly ever win."
(Michael Owen)

 

[NeilMorepies]

Any of those horrible Kopite goblins (Murphy, Macmanamanamanman, etc) who just instantly agree what the last sentence the commenter says.
They have leant to have no opinion of their own, because it’s usually either proven wrong by a replay or immediately corrected by the commentators.
Utter waste of oxygen.