Worst Piece of Commentary You've Heard?

[ClausThomsen]

Went down a rabbit hole on this. Two of the Sky 6 SCAB 6 have played each other on the opening weekend 5 out of the last 6 years.

FTFY - Never let them forget the time they attempted to financially cripple the English football pyramid for their own gain.

 

[Cameron Manning]

Billy Bremner opened a toilet paper factory.

I thought that was Francis Lee!

 

[Gary1959]

I thought that was Francis Lee!

F. H. LEE LTD

 

[heatmeiser]

And Ron Pickering:
And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

WHO??

 

[Old Blue 2]

WHO??

Ronald James Pickering OBE (4 May 1930 – 13 February 1991) was an athletics coach and BBC sports commentator.

 

[chrismpw]

Ronald James Pickering OBE (4 May 1930 – 13 February 1991) was an athletics coach and BBC sports commentator.

Wait ... Ron Pickering's dead??

 

[Old Blue 2]

Wait ... Ron Pickering's dead??

Looks that way, mate...

 

[Cake]

Absolutely anything that comes out of Joe Hart's mouth whether he's on commentary or punditry.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

This season v the shabite the vvd comment .

 

[davids]

Always worth a mention.

 

[Walken]

Whichever divvy did the world cup when salah played crap and acted like he was on one leg taking the flag at iwo jima because he hurt his should about a month before

 

[tonyhorne]

The worst I have ever heard will, almost certainly, be the next one I am unlucky enough to have to listen to.

It is getting worse and worse ...

 

[heatmeiser]

Pretty much anything John Motson and Trevor Brooking ever said.

Couldn't stand the pair of sniveling buffoons. Is this a hot take? They genuinely ruined every match they were involved in for me.

 

[Cels]

Not match commentary, but I remember Mark Viduka saying this during a post-match interview after a Leeds Utd defeat:

"I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league".
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[trueblue84]