Mick Ocallaghan
Player Valuation: £750k
Michael Madar up front. Lanky streak of piss, and an extra point deducted for his **** cocaine smuggling ponytail.
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scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
Whilst he did have a sh*te pony tail, at least he scored some goals. I liked him, mainly because he was mental. Wasn't it him who lost it during a disciplinary with the French FA and started chucking furniture around? Maybe we should do an Everton's most mental 11?
Mick Ocallaghan
Player Valuation: £750k
HA HA, yeah he was mental, i'll give him back the point for the ponytail, but he was shocking, he only scored 6 goals in his time here which is only 2 more than bakayoko.
No Carl Tiler, Tony Thomas? A personal one for me 'cause I thought he was absolute ****e is Mark Pembridge used to dread seeing his name on the team sheet.
Mick Ocallaghan
Player Valuation: £750k
Stuart Barlow. Vinny Samways??????
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
Madar had 6 goals in 17, one in three which is decent enough. Bakayoko had 4 in 23, just slightly better than one in six which is Douglas Hurd. Of course, not enough games to really make a statistical judgement, but then again 23 games was more than enough of bakayoko for us to make the judgement that he was sh*t.
Vinny Samways was ace,,, very underated player. And he has boss hair and ears.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Espen Baardson and Li Wei Feng have to be in there, surely.
Clint Planet
Utter Cad.
Richard Wright, surely? (Richard Wrong?)
Baby Toffee
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
For me it has too be..
E. Baardsen
M. Hottiger S. Bilic P. Kroldrup A. Pistone
N. Alexandersson S. Rehn A. Nyarko C. Thomsen Preki
J-M. Moore
E. Baardsen
M. Hottiger S. Bilic P. Kroldrup A. Pistone
N. Alexandersson S. Rehn A. Nyarko C. Thomsen Preki
J-M. Moore
Hibbosculturedrightboot
Player Valuation: £15m
Howard
Hibbert Jagielka Distin Baines
Coleman Fellaini Heitinga Osman
Cahill
Saha
And don't tell me they weren't, as a team, playing like clueless dullards this season...
Hibbert Jagielka Distin Baines
Coleman Fellaini Heitinga Osman
Cahill
Saha
And don't tell me they weren't, as a team, playing like clueless dullards this season...
Hayee
Player Valuation: £40m
Not having that! Bilic and Joe Max Moore did okay for us! noone has mentioned Ferrari! Striker disasters are ten a penny at everton, i vote poor michael branch worse than jmm!!
Hibbosculturedrightboot
Player Valuation: £15m
And you could even swap Rodwell for Heitinga in midfield for that matter. It was poor!
i thought ferrari was class! gutted we never signed him, the handsome devil
Shandy's getting off lightly isn't he? I reckon this lot would have seen us safely playing at Conference level.
Drew Brand (several other candidates here mind - such as Jason Kearton)
Tony Thomas - Ian Marshall - Glenn Keeley - Frank D'Arcy
Peter Degn - Danny Williamson - Billy Kenny Sr. (not that Jr. pulled up any trees) - VDM
Stuart Barlow - Brett Angell
Bernie Wright coming off the bench (fat lot of good that would do us)
Too many with fancy transfer fees to mention that let us down. Richard Wright in goal perhaps?
Drew Brand (several other candidates here mind - such as Jason Kearton)
Tony Thomas - Ian Marshall - Glenn Keeley - Frank D'Arcy
Peter Degn - Danny Williamson - Billy Kenny Sr. (not that Jr. pulled up any trees) - VDM
Stuart Barlow - Brett Angell
Bernie Wright coming off the bench (fat lot of good that would do us)
Too many with fancy transfer fees to mention that let us down. Richard Wright in goal perhaps?
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