Womens minds

[Prevenger17]

My missus is great in every way

 

[roydo]

My missus is great in every way

She is indeed.

 

[Tigger]

Twisted my arm till we got a dog, 4 years later she has never picked a s*it up. Don't remember being designated the job but it's stuck. .

 

[Bungle]

Ordering food and her saying she doesn't want anything, only for it to arrive and her then eye it up like shes auditioning for the part of a malnourished child in a Live Aid appeal.

 

[Rsoles]

My missus is great in every way

I agree she likes it all ways mate

 

[JLW]

Twisted my arm till we got a dog, 4 years later she has never picked a s*it up. Don't remember being designated the job but it's stuck. .

Now that I can relate to, never takes it for a walk either

 

[JLW]

Asking you to get something for her from that imaginary place, the side!!!! Where the bleeding hell is the side???

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Come on ladies
Two pages and no reply
Surely the supper dishes have been done by now (that's a joke )

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

God! Where do I start...

She fills the kettle right to the top and then switches it on, goes upstairs, then comes back down 10 minutes late and switches the kettle on to boil again.

Puts plates in the dishwasher with bits of food still on them, FFS! just rinse them under the tap first.

Never shuts the fridge door properly.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

quite good at leaving hair in the plugholes!

 

[Bungle]

Asking what I think of something, when you know full well she's already made up her mind.

"Oh shall we do such and such on the Saturday or the Sunday, what do you think is best?"

"Probably Sunday"

"Oh well I've booked it for Saturday"

Don't ask me the question you utter [Poor language removed]!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

lights, why on earth has there got to be 6 standard lamps in the living room??!!

 

[JLW]

Asking what I think of something, when you know full well she's already made up her mind.

"Oh shall we do such and such on the Saturday or the Sunday, what do you think is best?"

"Probably Sunday"

"Oh well I've booked it for Saturday"

Don't ask me the question you utter [Poor language removed]!

lollollollollollollollol

 

[d34noj]

quite good at leaving hair in the plugholes!

And then blames me!

ITS NOT MINE ITS 2ft LONG AND BLONDE. T**t.

 

[The Cowboy]

And then blames me!

ITS NOT MINE ITS 2ft LONG AND BLONDE. T**t.

One day, just once, I'd like to be able to call my missus a t**t. Just to see the look on her face. It's very much an insult that can only be aimed at men.