Woke up this morning...

[Titus Bramble]

... With a sharp pain on 1 side of my throat every time I swallow. It came on overnight and feels worse than any normal sore throat.

Any medical types have any suggestions?

*prepares for AIDS accusations etc*

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

bad aids. Or mumps. Bad aids is better to be fair.

 

[Pat's Van]

what is it you're swallowing ?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

could be an std. Depends where you've been...

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Shouldn't have woken up this morning

 

[McBain]

Probably just Penis.

You cant leave it in overnight.

 

[heatmeiser]

Woke up this morning....
Couldn't find my legs,
then I remembered,
I'm a snake.

 

[BlueLlama]

[video=youtube;CWUW2Vcb_-k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUW2Vcb_-k[/video]

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Woke up this morning....
Couldn't find my legs,
then I remembered,
I'm a snake.

Don't tell me. You dreamt you were a lizard. Happens to me a lot.

 

[somuchfun]

Woke up this morning and I thought I had been hit by something but I guess my ears were just blocked and they popped open and that caused it because I was alone in the room.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

woke up this morning with my third arm offering a salute...

 

[heatmeiser]

Don't tell me. You dreamt you were a lizard. Happens to me a lot.

I'm a f*cking gecko man.

 

[Phenom]

woke up this morning with my third arm offering a salute...

Why does this happen, it confuses me.


I had to stand 3 metres back to hit the toilet when I was having a piss.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'm a f*cking gecko man.

Is your name Gordon?

 

[TigerLily]

... With a sharp pain on 1 side of my throat every time I swallow. It came on overnight and feels worse than any normal sore throat.

Any medical types have any suggestions?

*prepares for AIDS accusations etc*

Go to the doctor?