Wives Tales

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Bloody women.

Post the ones you remember.

1. Don't cross your eyes, they'll get stuck that way.
2. Don't swallow Chewing gum, it'll stay in your gut for 7 years.
3. Men in Boxer Shorts are more virile.
4. If your ears are burning, someone is talking about you.
5. Playing with Toads will give you warts.
 

Bloody women.

Post the ones you remember.

1. Don't cross your eyes, they'll get stuck that way.
2. Don't swallow Chewing gum, it'll stay in your gut for 7 years.
3. Men in Boxer Shorts are more virile.
4. If your ears are burning, someone is talking about you.
5. Playing with Toads will give you warts.

Playing with your own 'toad' makes you blind
 

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