Wife going away for a long weekend in a months time,

[ijjysmith]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Put your wifes gear on (which you was supposed to do for the Rocky Horror Show) and do donuts in the field on either the bike, in the Ferrari or something industrial.

 

[peteblue]

Invite your wifes mates around. Ply them with lots of drink. Trust me, one of them will want to find out what your wife sees in you..........

 

[Jamo Martinez]

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

Get her to register on GOT.

 

[andym78]

I will be left with five doggys ( called our boyzies ). In laws live in the next farm, we are 3/4 mile off the main road, any GOT suggestions how to pass the time will be welcomed. The crazier the better. This is a guy who has walked through Belfast in Rocky horror show gear A la posing pouch

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

Are these both happening the same weekend?

Alio do you need to tell jeff something you monster?

 

[NewRadical]

Change the locks?

 

[nesky]

go on a nice hiking cum sightseing tour of he highlands... sorry for the bad punctuation here, im using wifes dopey ipad touch screen horror

 

[Elong]

Jeff obviously you can use this opportunity to have HD porn on the flat screen downstaires with the volume on. All weekend. Dont even get up to answer the door. Search Teagan Presley on Youjizz. Crack open some beers in between fap sessions. You're going to have an amazing time.

Aliliopopolidis. Spit on her vagina mate. Girls like that nowadays. Then after you've ploughed it into a meer shadow of it's former self, once you've left it looking like ground zero, once you've left it looking like the apocolypse has come down on one very small concentrated area, you get up, press you ear against it, pat it with your hand and whisper 'well done' before going downstaires and switching on the tele without so much of a word to the girl. That's how it's done now man.

Amazing.

 

[McBain]

I will be left with five doggys ( called our boyzies ). In laws live in the next farm, we are 3/4 mile off the main road, any GOT suggestions how to pass the time will be welcomed. The crazier the better. This is a guy who has walked through Belfast in Rocky horror show gear A la posing pouch

I'd be dropping off the Boyzies at the Poundzies for starters. Then maybe I'd get round to the In-Laws and make the Goo Goo Eyes at the most sexiest Inlaw.

Hey you said Crazier the Better!

 

[everton4ever]

have a g.o.t festival on the farm proper rave up

 

[EFC David]

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

Take her for dinner, ply her with booze, take her home, shag her, then craddle her to sleep after it.Woman love sex cuddles.

 

[bluejock]

Change the locks?

Winner

 

[Penno]

Get some gays to come round and poz you up right in the bum.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Have a seance and let a poltergeist wreak havoc in your home for years to come, you'll never feel alone ever again !