Wife going away for a long weekend in a months time,

[bigbadjeff]

I will be left with five doggys ( called our boyzies ). In laws live in the next farm, we are 3/4 mile off the main road, any GOT suggestions how to pass the time will be welcomed. The crazier the better. This is a guy who has walked through Belfast in Rocky horror show gear A la posing pouch

 

[bluejock]

Prostitutes and heroin.

 

[tommye]

GOT farm animal sex weekend.

 

[Alio]

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

 

[TheFinnFan]

Beer, porn, lube, cigar, ribs.
Set them dogs free to do some Baskerville stuff

 

[bluejock]

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

 

[somuchfun]

Is she going on the hols with Luke?

 

[heatmeiser]

There's loads to do. Go for a night out on the town, get the boys over, party it up Jeff

On a separate note, I can't be arsed making a thread about it, so ill just use this one if thats ok....I've got this girl coming over in 4 weeks for a dirty weekend

Anyone got any suggestions as to what I should do?? It's been a while

Take her to the cinema and then treat her to a home cooked meal and a nice bottle of wine.

Make a special playlist on Spotify for meal time, throwing in the odd 'You might like this one' and 'This one is your kind of thing, I think' if she hasn't heard of them.

Don't take your shoes and socks off. Nobody wants to see hairy toes.

Oh, I nearly forgot the most important part. Rohypnol.

 

[bigbadjeff]

The Finn Fan is in the premier position at the minute.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Pick a large room, board/brick up the windows get some velvet curtains, a projector a screen an epic sound system and build a cinema.

 

[thebluefox]

just get yourself a couple of midnight masses lad ,jobs a goodun

 

[peteblue]

Can't think of anything mate, I'm off for a long weekend myself with some fellas missus in a couple of weeks......

 

[EFC David]

Beer and porn.

 

[Kurt.]

Pile of pizzas, 52 inch telly, porn DVD's and a box of tissues..............bit of cheese and a bit of toast.

 

[EFCNIK]

Jeff obviously you can use this opportunity to have HD porn on the flat screen downstaires with the volume on. All weekend. Dont even get up to answer the door. Search Teagan Presley on Youjizz. Crack open some beers in between fap sessions. You're going to have an amazing time.

Aliliopopolidis. Spit on her vagina mate. Girls like that nowadays. Then after you've ploughed it into a meer shadow of it's former self, once you've left it looking like ground zero, once you've left it looking like the apocolypse has come down on one very small concentrated area, you get up, press you ear against it, pat it with your hand and whisper 'well done' before going downstaires and switching on the tele without so much of a word to the girl. That's how it's done now man.