Why you hate NUFC?

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It's your preoccupation with being the most massive, massive passionate PASSIONATE club in the world mate. Makes you look like tits. Stems from the late nineties when you were pay-rolled and won some games but no the league. Suddenly you were some super football world power in your own heads and crucially plenty of you tried to sneer at Everton. Despite you not being anywhere near us in terms of honours or contribution to English football. Attendances don't win you points mate, and besides you're a one club city so have a free run on all the support. Which went missing when you spent plenty of time in the lower divisions. Seen plenty of your lads call us "scouse mackems" which amuses me as we haven't won as much as Liverpool yet Sunderland have won more than you. No logic in it really. Again, just makes you look like tits. Get a grip of your bells and we'll start talking when you do.

Can't label all your fans like that but there's a fair few. But other than that away from the footie I've got a lot of time for geordies. Sounds lids. That's what counts more I suppose.
 
pardew mate and the fact you think you're a bigger club than us despite having nowhere near as much success. and you're also a one club city so you should have big support.

to be honest though i don't hate the toon far from it, i like geordies and think you are good fans.

I demand you change your Avatar at once!

I quite like Pardew, he always licks our arses in interviews
 
Seems to me that you're a lot more bothered about us, than we are of you.

Just seems you've built a caricature of Newcastle Fans from Soccer AM and Sky Sports News instead of, y'know, reality.
 

:lol:

Let's just all join round a campfire and sing our mutual contempt for Liverpool* fans, Chelsea "fans" and Arsenal customers. (y)




*As an aside, just personally want to pass on my respect to the JFT96 lot and all the families affected, it's an awful truth that you all probably know someone personally affected by that tragedy. I don't doubt the rest of the Newcastle fans (who don't drink petrol from the can) would agree as well. It could well have been any of us.
 
Aye, good set of working class lads who follow Newcastle. Always liked them outside of the footie. They always have a decent craic down here - apart from the fancy dress thing which you really need to sort out mate. You've just made me fume about you again for that.

Do you agree that most lads from Newcastle have eyes which are too small for the size of their head?
 
I quite enjoy the mating call of the adult Geordie male, usually heard around the Quayside around 3am on a Saturday morning, a lone voice cries out...

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEARUUUUUUUURRRRR"
 


Mainly because Liverpool and the Metropolitan Borough is more than twice the size of Newcastle and it's borough. 466,000 vs 189,000

Then you look at Liverpool combined with the surrounding boroughs of Sefton, St Helens etc and those are again larger than the comparable Newcastle boroughs (Tyneside). 2m vs 0.8m

So while Liverpool is a two club city, it also has way more than twice the population.
 
Being a lad, I've never been a fan of dress-up like. They need to pack that in, but it's because football's becoming a more middle class sport, like "rugger" or cricket, where the audience have to do something to liven up the soporific **** in front of them. I remember the away support being in either of the Leazes' corners and the stewards didn't tell you off for having a raised voice or, heaven forbid, standing up. Wouldn't catch anyone dressed like a ****ing smurf then, would you

Think the whole "small eyes" thing is new to me, I'd agree that all the doylums on "Geordie Shore" are weapons grade c*nts, but I also know they're not proper geordies, just like the "Meffs" on Desperate Scousewives aren't your everyday scouser either.

oh and bluejock, it's a bit piss poor if your "banter" is quoting Al Murray :huh:
 
Mainly because Liverpool and the Metropolitan Borough is more than twice the size of Newcastle and it's borough. 466,000 vs 189,000

Then you look at Liverpool combined with the surrounding boroughs of Sefton, St Helens etc and those are again larger than the comparable Newcastle boroughs (Tyneside). 2m vs 0.8m

So while Liverpool is a two club city, it also has way more than twice the population.

Sniff my Wiki bronze age.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Primary_Urban_Areas_in_England_by_population
 

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