I was there this week on Tuesday lid.
Why is the UK so crap?
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I was there this week on Tuesday lid.
EFC Si
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gets absolutely sold
Steve0
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Yeah, it often strikes me just how odd that must look to outsiders.
No way... I was also there on Tuesday...... cycled from Chester along the canal to Chesire oaks, had a coffee and a giant teacake in Costa then cycled back again. I went there 3 fecking times last week.
Also had a coffee in Costa, was with one of the lids. FFS.
TX Bill
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Beat me to it.
McBain
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Okay Straddle Up.
Toponymy : England derives from the Old English name 'Engaland' which meant, Land of the Angles. Engaland sounds mostly like a German saying 'England' and even possibly referring to it as 'The Land of the Bent'. They got it spot on.
Language : English, if you can call it that for 85.5% of the Population. Cornish is the recognised 'Regional' Dialect and I can't for the life of me think of another species who can converse entirely in Pastry. Fat Gits.
Weather : 3-4 HOURS of sunshine a Month seems to be the norm. Any more and the Nation seems to go into a feverish meltdown where as everyone wanders around sweatily complaining about how 'ot it is. Haaaw Blaady 'Ot it is maaaayt. CAPPPA SPLOOOSH GAV. Thats how they talk.
Population : The Island seems to be populated with Pasty Faced Spotty Weeners and a strange Orange breed who are loud and overbearing. Both species seemingly co-habitate by the over-use of Grecian 2000 which they apply to their hair in copious amounts. Both races have many differing accents as to confuse and confound enemies with their Scatter-gun gibberish or a reprehensibly drawn out drawl. This could be first to mezmerise opponents into trying to work out what they are saying, and then to bore opponents into Coma. Whereas they are probably raped.
Diseases : Mad cow disease is prevalent on the Isles. Do not eat any form of bovine product whilst visiting.
Topography : Flat. There was a hill dug by a giant somewhere, but it was subtly drowned out by the curvature of the Earth.
History : Originally habituated by Scots, A Couple of french people got stuck on the West Coast of France when it broke away from France, and went about taking over from the local Neanderthal, or 'Newcastle Man' as he's oft referred. Conquered by every Tom Dick and Harry, down the years, the Spanish, the Italians, the Germans and again the French has all come over and had their way with not much so much as a whimper.
Cuisine : N' Chips is the local delicacy. Pick absolutely whatever you like to go with them.
Dentists : There aren't any. Flossing is a dirty word so try not to broach the subject.
Fun Facts
Coloquially known as 'The Rapey Isles'
Highest incarceration rate in the known World.
London is the only real 'city' and it only has one penis shaped edifice much to its Global detriment.
Only has one City that's ever 'hosted' the Olympics.
Tends to use Scotland, Wales and Ireland as a 'Human Shield' when times get tough.
There are only two high schools on the Island, with Grange Hill not being real.
Stole some potatoes somewhere down the line, as to why everything has chips on it.
Generally very ugly.
Toponymy : England derives from the Old English name 'Engaland' which meant, Land of the Angles. Engaland sounds mostly like a German saying 'England' and even possibly referring to it as 'The Land of the Bent'. They got it spot on.
Language : English, if you can call it that for 85.5% of the Population. Cornish is the recognised 'Regional' Dialect and I can't for the life of me think of another species who can converse entirely in Pastry. Fat Gits.
Weather : 3-4 HOURS of sunshine a Month seems to be the norm. Any more and the Nation seems to go into a feverish meltdown where as everyone wanders around sweatily complaining about how 'ot it is. Haaaw Blaady 'Ot it is maaaayt. CAPPPA SPLOOOSH GAV. Thats how they talk.
Population : The Island seems to be populated with Pasty Faced Spotty Weeners and a strange Orange breed who are loud and overbearing. Both species seemingly co-habitate by the over-use of Grecian 2000 which they apply to their hair in copious amounts. Both races have many differing accents as to confuse and confound enemies with their Scatter-gun gibberish or a reprehensibly drawn out drawl. This could be first to mezmerise opponents into trying to work out what they are saying, and then to bore opponents into Coma. Whereas they are probably raped.
Diseases : Mad cow disease is prevalent on the Isles. Do not eat any form of bovine product whilst visiting.
Topography : Flat. There was a hill dug by a giant somewhere, but it was subtly drowned out by the curvature of the Earth.
History : Originally habituated by Scots, A Couple of french people got stuck on the West Coast of France when it broke away from France, and went about taking over from the local Neanderthal, or 'Newcastle Man' as he's oft referred. Conquered by every Tom Dick and Harry, down the years, the Spanish, the Italians, the Germans and again the French has all come over and had their way with not much so much as a whimper.
Cuisine : N' Chips is the local delicacy. Pick absolutely whatever you like to go with them.
Dentists : There aren't any. Flossing is a dirty word so try not to broach the subject.
Fun Facts
Coloquially known as 'The Rapey Isles'
Highest incarceration rate in the known World.
London is the only real 'city' and it only has one penis shaped edifice much to its Global detriment.
Only has one City that's ever 'hosted' the Olympics.
Tends to use Scotland, Wales and Ireland as a 'Human Shield' when times get tough.
There are only two high schools on the Island, with Grange Hill not being real.
Stole some potatoes somewhere down the line, as to why everything has chips on it.
Generally very ugly.
carlos21
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morning lid how are you kid.
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