Why ex did it?

[4737carlin]

Which ex did it? I'm guess her her name was Chelsea

 

[Toast]

Kiss her tits.

 

[bigbadjeff]

@bigbadjeff seems to know his way around the women … ask him

Idiot.

 

[tonyhorne]

This is turning into the best thread for quite some time...

 

[Kurt.]

We all say silly stuff when drunk.
Hardly extra marital stuff.
I bet if you said the same to her she'd have laughed it off.

Doesn’t even rhyme, try harder.

 

[CrustySack]

This happened few months ago. I was at mates party and things were jolly. Everybody had good time. Saw me ex with whom I was together about 15 years ago. We both have our own families and things are good and peeps happy.
So night was going well and drinks were destroyed peeps dancing and then "our song" started to play. She suddenly came to me and said that I was her first. Was suprised like. Not only because of that but because she felt I needed to know. What do you make of this? Women...

You should've told her that you would also be her last before taking her upstairs and giving her the once over and then burying her under the patio.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

This happened few months ago. I was at mates party and things were jolly. Everybody had good time. Saw me ex with whom I was together about 15 years ago. We both have our own families and things are good and peeps happy.
So night was going well and drinks were destroyed peeps dancing and then "our song" started to play. She suddenly came to me and said that I was her first. Was suprised like. Not only because of that but because she felt I needed to know. What do you make of this? Women...

First mistake, probably.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Stop trolling you bully.

First mistake, probably.

Haha yea probably x

 

[verreauxi]

In .gifs, here's what I think:

So night was going well and drinks were destroyed

peeps dancing

and then "our song" started to play. She suddenly came to me

and said that I was her first.

Was suprised like.

What do you make of this?

 

[john jako]

Lad if you didn’t get deep in that muff am on the cusp of blocking you. Any of my ex would be getting it in the garage in that situation.

 

[TheFinnFan]

We all say silly stuff when drunk.
Hardly extra marital stuff.
I bet if you said the same to her she'd have laughed it off.

Hahah

 

[Brisan123]

Smash her.

As @Bungle would say
Go in hard
Go in fast
Go in dry

 

[Brisan123]

She was just letting you know you was her first and will always remember you but maybe she wants more or she was just being friendly.

Ok my turn, was dumped a few months ago but the guy keeps staring at me across the canteen, and doesn't brake the gaze even when I look at him. It's very weird.

Post pictures of yourself and we will be better able to inform you of your next course of action

 

[tommye]

In .gifs, here's what I think:

A fine effort good Sir. Bravo

 

[PITA]

Which ex did it? I'm guess her her name was Chelsea

Over most of their heads.