Who's the biggest bestest Blooooo on here?

[Tipp blue]

Give us your reasons for not wanting Benitez and we'll decide who loves Everton most.

 

[Death]

And most creative way to destroy your season ticket.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm the biggest blue. I'm super mad he worked for another club and called us names and he hasn't won anything in the last 3 years, just like Potter, Nuno, Martinez, Moyes and Howe. I'm off to spray paint our own stadium and never watch us play again.

 

[sdk]

I have embarked upon a hunger strike until such time as that man has been definitively rejected by the club and reduced to wandering Stanley Park selling pencils from a tin cup.

Please tell my story.

 

[Lee Smith]

When I renew my season ticket I’m going to refuse to pay the extra £10 for a physical card, instead I’ll buy a brand new phone, download my season ticket onto that, then throw my phone in the river

 

[PhilM]

I'm the biggest bloooo because I think that tapas is what you do in Woody's after ten bottles of Stella when no one is looking.

That and I've never tried patatas bravas or paella because they don't sell it in the Lobster Pot.

 

[Terrarian]

He farts in the wrong direction everytime

 

[Barnfred 55]

Give us your reasons for not wanting Benitez and we'll decide who loves Everton most.

 

[Izzy1878]

I would walk naked backwards through a forest fire wearing nothing but a gasoline filled jumpsuit while a swarm of angry bees compete for the right to sting my eyeballs just for the chance to listen to Mr Benitez's best friend say "he's not coming" in my ear through a megaphone.

 

[Lawrence]

I was a blue before Bill and hopefully will be when he and Jen call it a day and he cries on the donkey farm for golden mule Arteta.

 

[PhilM]

I was a blue before Bill and hopefully will be when he and Jen call it a day and he cries on the donkey farm for golden mule Arteta.

But did you stand in the boys pen, aye?

 

[windymiller]

And here we are, Blue on Blue animosity. This is why it's not worth it.

 

[Dharma]

Give us your reasons for not wanting Benitez and we'll decide who loves Everton most.

His sole purpose for coming here is to ensure we are relegated.

 

[Daytripper]

Whoever came up with the banner “Carragher’s Ma sells ciggies”

 

[everton1953]

I have been the best Blue ever since that day when a friend called and said ask your ma if you can go the the match. We only drew 0-0 (Swansea) but I was captured.