A shire horse vs 100 ducks
Graham Chapman or Richard Simmons?
1) Spiderman. As he actually has superpowers. Batman doesn't. Batman and Robin have to be the least "super" hero team of all time.
2) Helen Keller. I assume Hawking would get the first dig in by rolling into her, but after that Keller will have a track on where Hawking is and crush him.
3) Pass.I'll make my own up.
Meg Griffin vs. Hayley Smith