Who scores our first goal this season?

[LEONARD]

Scores?

Goal?

 

[hallamblue]

Nobody. We're going to be the first side in history to go a whole season without scoring a goal

 

[GN!]

Does a micheal Keane own goal count?

Sure why not?

I didn't ask first hattrick though

 

[GN!]

Nobody. We're going to be the first side in history to go a whole season without scoring a goal

You joke but....

 

[hallamblue]

You joke but....

Who said I was joking?

 

[GN!]

Who said I was joking?

That is the concern

 

[DanEFC92]

Someone we sign in January

 

[GN!]

Someone we sign in January

who are we going to sign in January?

 

[overkill]

Probably Keane, which is worrying as it means he'll still be getting selected

 

[PeregrineT]

You all must be bored, because its crazy trying to predict something like that this far in advance.

 

[windymiller]

Keane. Nailed on. Plays five more games off the back of a goal in a 4-1 defeat.

 

[Tommy Chong]

At this rate, it'll be an own goal from the opposition, which I don't see as an option up there.

 

[Furey1878]

Maupay against Wolves and then he goes to Salernitana on deadline day

 

[captainvindaloo]

Pickford. Long ball down the middle, carried by a powerful wind, goes over a flapping Maupay, who's ridiculous antics distracts the keeper, as the ball rolls across the goal line and settles in the back of the net.
Either that or a world class strike from Danjuma.
Most likely scenario though is a miss-pass from Iwobi, hits Keane on the backside and deflects in off of a defender, followed by a 15 minute VAR check until finally awarding us our one consolation goal in a 5-1 defeat (yes that is the state of things based on current form)

 

[Everton_Gary]

Own goal not an option?! I’d say that before we put one in the back of the oppositions net.