Who is Kurt

[Guru888]

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This is his wife mate, are you sure about that ?

I KNEW he wasn’t from round here the way he was going on, @Kurt I’ve never particularly been fond of the welsh but it’s only down the road, good bit of snatch in the valleys though and I’ll be finding out soon when I’m balls deep in your sl@g of a wife

 

[Toast]

Does anyone know this fellers name or anything about him and I will transfer anybody £500 tonight, he was winding me up endlessly and now he’s gone too far about dead relatives

Anyone but Kurt and I’d gladly take your money.
He’s nails.

 

[coollino]

This can't be real

 

[Toast]

I've been in the rave thread all night, this is like coming into the chill out and seeing some mardy fella kickin off, bad vibes man but I can't leave!

Doing press ups outside the kebab house that was next door to The Chelsea in New Brighton.

 

[coollino]

I've been in the rave thread all night, this is like coming into the chill out and seeing some mardy fella kickin off, bad vibes man but I can't leave!

K time

 

[coollino]

@kurt who is he?

He appears to be a cartoon snake.

 

[Kurt.]

I KNEW he wasn’t from round here the way he was going on, @Kurt I’ve never particularly been fond of the welsh but it’s only down the road, good bit of snatch in the valleys though and I’ll be finding out soon when I’m balls deep in your sl@g of a wife

The welsh love you .... we’ve got loads of villages missing an idiot so I’m sure we could easily accommodate you

 

[marnie]

Furloughed money being offered all over the place.We've never had it so good.

 

[Moomin]

I KNEW he wasn’t from round here the way he was going on, @Kurt I’ve never particularly been fond of the welsh but it’s only down the road, good bit of snatch in the valleys though and I’ll be finding out soon when I’m balls deep in your sl@g of a wife

Will you be sorting a candle lit dinner?

 

[ste d' indica]

K time

Just wanted to hear a bit of the Orb la, 'kin fellas kickin off, me heads wrecked now kid!

 

[COYBL25]

I KNEW he wasn’t from round here the way he was going on, @Kurt I’ve never particularly been fond of the welsh but it’s only down the road, good bit of snatch in the valleys though and I’ll be finding out soon when I’m balls deep in your sl@g of a wife

I’m nearer to the Valleys than he is mate

 

[Guru888]

The welsh love you .... we’ve got loads of villages missing an idiot so I’m sure we could easily accommodate you

If we were in an old time I would invade your village on horseback and slaughter anybody deemed unfit to work, but were in a new time, so I will bend your slut wife over instead

 

[Guru888]

If we were in an old time I would invade your village on horseback and slaughter anybody deemed unfit to work, but were in a new time, so I will bend your slut wife over instead

Mrs kurt getting rawdogged by a Guru

 

[JMT]

Well this is Friday night sorted.

 

[coollino]

Harry, Meghan and slimeball has turned GOT into something else