Who is going to light the Olympic Flame?

[Kurt.]

Guy Fawkes.

 

[bluebottle]

Although if not knowing Simon Weston is worthy of criticism, surely Chico's comment needs addressing.

 

[chicoazul]

Sorry for any offence caused lids.

 

[The Esk]

Sorry for any offence caused lids.

Come on guys a bit of humour here, Chico means no offence to Simon, I just PM'ed him a far worse comment - Simon Weston is a true hero, we all know that.

 

[Muggins]

It's gotta be the most decorated criminal of the London riots to light it with their clipper to celebrate world peace and sport.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Nick Knowles.

 

[chrissyjack]

The Chuckle Brothers

 

[daza_1973]

John Terry ;p

 

[bluejock]

Jade Goody's ghost.

 

[Elong]

A Tottenham Looter, complete with hoodie and stolen iPad.

 

[teppic]

Phil Neville should light it by just pointing at it. From Goodison.

 

[EFCNIK]

Who's simon weston ffs?

 

[teppic]

Who's simon weston ffs?

Showing your age there, Nik.

Falklands war hero who was horribly burnt.

 

[EFCNIK]

Oh. Naughty Azul ffs!