After sacking the Catalan Catastrophe, we'll clearly have to cut costs. Therefore GrandOldTeam should pick the team in the form of a series of polls after Chico's preview (which would therefore need to be written at least 3 days in advance of the match - I think I've spotted the flaw in my plan).
All these armchair internet warrior stream loving FM-types could submit their starting XI, with subs, then (after discounting anyone who names too many / too few players; picks Osman or Hibbert or Barkley, Eto'o and Naismith in the same team) the remaining 3 valid starting formations could be put up to the vote. Or most likes. Or fewest -negs.
Not sure about subs though. You could in theory do it via SMS, but that might be a bit slow. Maybe select a poster who's demonstrated the most ferocious fuming of the previous 7 days to call the shots, deliver the team talk via skype.
We couldn't do any worse to be honest. Unless Chico got the vote. He'd be too busy writing the next previews hopefully.