Which everton player would you get to fight for you if your life depended on it ?

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Oumar "the Badass" Niasse.

Dude don't stop.
Unfotunately he isn't our player so you can't get him beaten up even in an imaginary scenario.

Edit can I report myself for finding a reason that is unfortunate in conjunction with getting rid of that waste of a locker?
 
Phil Jagielka would be like Merseyside Police.

He would just stand at a distance pretending nothing is happening.
 
Andre Gomes. He'd just charm the aggressor with a roguish expression and I'd be carried shoulder-high to freedom.
 

I wouldn't mess with Richard Gough.

Madar was supposed to be a bit of a hardcase too. Would have to be to pull of that haircut.

Ferguson is the obvious answer but also the most boring one.
 
If the fight was in 1960s - 1970 a certain Mr Johnny Morrissey would have been your man! From the day Duncan arrived here in 94' he'd be my go to man to get me out of the brown messy stuff!
 

Former, Duncan.

Present, Jordan Pickford if my assailant was a Geordie, Mason Holgate otherwise.
 
I think I would feel confident with the kid from Killybegs watching my back.
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Yerry Mina. There is no contest in our current squad.

Otherwise it is Big Dunc. His rep alone would diffuse the situation.
 
Ex players Gough or Ferguson. Parkinson probably pretty handy as well....rooney perhaps.

Mina, Pickford, Holgate or Coleman would be my current choices.

If i was being chased then id want Sigurdsson or Gomes next to me...

As we run away they would be caught and devoured by the hungry mob.
 

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