Which everton player would you get to fight for you if your life depended on it ?

[WA Toffee]

Holgate. The way he dropped firminho over the hoardings and didn't even bother looking back at him suggests he could do some real damage if he had to

 

[Yarrgh]

Oumar "the Badass" Niasse.

Dude don't stop.

Unfotunately he isn't our player so you can't get him beaten up even in an imaginary scenario.

Edit can I report myself for finding a reason that is unfortunate in conjunction with getting rid of that waste of a locker?

 

[tonka1878]

Tim Howard. 2nd amendment baby.

 

[Toast]

Phil Jagielka would be like Merseyside Police.

He would just stand at a distance pretending nothing is happening.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Andre Gomes. He'd just charm the aggressor with a roguish expression and I'd be carried shoulder-high to freedom.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm 40. About to be beaten up?

Alright mate, we can't all turn into Batman you know?

 

[Papa Shango]

I wouldn't mess with Richard Gough.

Madar was supposed to be a bit of a hardcase too. Would have to be to pull of that haircut.

Ferguson is the obvious answer but also the most boring one.

 

[München Blue]

The celebration shows he would drop most poles

Also think he would be handy to have with you on the "ordinary" he can do a mean cockney accent. So we would be sweet down in the tube station.

 

[bcblue1878]

If the fight was in 1960s - 1970 a certain Mr Johnny Morrissey would have been your man! From the day Duncan arrived here in 94' he'd be my go to man to get me out of the brown messy stuff!

 

[München Blue]

Bernard. He's too small and nippy for the baddy to land any punches.

Hey is right, I was thinking about old Mick. He was a tough cookie at right back. Good one mate I'll second that.

 

[Groucho]

Former, Duncan.

Present, Jordan Pickford if my assailant was a Geordie, Mason Holgate otherwise.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Nick Barmby. I'd pull up a deckchair and some popcorn and really enjoy my last few moments on Earth.

 

[kev]

I think I would feel confident with the kid from Killybegs watching my back.

 

[Hickson9]

Yerry Mina. There is no contest in our current squad.

Otherwise it is Big Dunc. His rep alone would diffuse the situation.

 

[Zatara]

Ex players Gough or Ferguson. Parkinson probably pretty handy as well....rooney perhaps.

Mina, Pickford, Holgate or Coleman would be my current choices.

If i was being chased then id want Sigurdsson or Gomes next to me...

As we run away they would be caught and devoured by the hungry mob.