Deathspike
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I nearly had a ****ing stroke.
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Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
I honestly thought he'd got the wrong card out and was going to realise his mistake and swop to yellow. I was ready to fume at him for giving a yellow but when I realised the red card wasn't a mistake, jumped up and down shouting words which seemed appropriate. I suspect I unintentionally spat on the two lasses in front of me, which I don't think I've ever done before.
Wasn't as bad as the Clatteburg derby, where I almost smashed the screen of my television, but used some fairly stong swearwords towards Atkinson. lets just say that if everything I wished would have come true, Mr. Atkinson wouldn't be amongst us any more. Same goes for that diving cheating scumbag RS, Suarez.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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I was gonna ask what was thought of him over there in BelgLand, but he was Ajax, so he would've been despised by everyone but them.
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Jolietjake
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I blew up big time. I then recieved a text from my kopite cousin, calling us a bunch of dirty bastards so I launched my phone. Thank god for the otterbox (not sure what one is, YouTube it, they are awesome).
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Astro78
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My son was watching with me. My reaction was frightening but painfully frightening. He had a few questions for me when I was done.
Question One: What is face AIDs? Yes I wished Face AIDs on Atkinson. Not sure what that is or how one would get it, but it just sounded good at the moment.
Question Two: Why did you call that man a donkey, and why do you hope his barn burns down. Yes I called Suarez a donkey and I said I hope his barn burns down tonight while he's trapped in it. Best part of this is my boy got a good view of Suarez and said: "Dad, he looks more like an alpaca to me. Look at his teeth. They are really big". My boy made me laugh when I really need it. Really hated to introduce my lad to disappointment like this, but best he learn early. We are in for the long haul.
Question One: What is face AIDs? Yes I wished Face AIDs on Atkinson. Not sure what that is or how one would get it, but it just sounded good at the moment.
Question Two: Why did you call that man a donkey, and why do you hope his barn burns down. Yes I called Suarez a donkey and I said I hope his barn burns down tonight while he's trapped in it. Best part of this is my boy got a good view of Suarez and said: "Dad, he looks more like an alpaca to me. Look at his teeth. They are really big". My boy made me laugh when I really need it. Really hated to introduce my lad to disappointment like this, but best he learn early. We are in for the long haul.
You got that one right. Ajax is very much the Man Utd of Holland. Most supported and most hated team in Holland. I'm defo one of the latters. As for Suarez, he's a little cheating diving scumbag, no matter which team he played for over here.
Apparently diving and particularly feigning injury are known in Holland these days as "doing a Suarez".
Can you confirm?
Can you confirm?
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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That's cannibalism mate.
Lets just say that todays' Dutch pundits were talking about Suarez when he first moved to England andeveryone was full of praise, excited and raving about his talent as a football player, but unfortunately his reputation as a diving little scumbag caught up with him again.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
When he gave that bulls**t card, I literally took a swing at the LCD TV...
Luckily I realised what I was doing at the last moment and managed to avoid
disaster by diverting my punch to the wall... It still hurts!
I want something really REALLY bad to happen to At-kunt-son!
Luckily I realised what I was doing at the last moment and managed to avoid
disaster by diverting my punch to the wall... It still hurts!
I want something really REALLY bad to happen to At-kunt-son!
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