When did Everton pee in Pardew's Kellog's Crunchy Nut?

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This is a man who essentially said, but I've got loads of black friends when accused of xenephobia/racisim

"A manager who is married to a Swede and has signed players from all over the world cannot be called racist."
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To answer the original question, I can tell you exactly.....Saturday 15 April 2007 at around 4.52pm. Having behaved like a demented gibbon with two jumping jacks inserted into his rear end as Charlatan snatched a belated and thoroughly undeserved equaliser a minute or so earlier, Faddy scored the goal of his Everton career to leave Pardwho in the most furious fume of fumes which my lad and I watched, not without a little glee, from the Top Balcony.
As soon as he left Palace, (where he was a top chap let me assure you) he was kidnapped by aliens and turned into the person he is today.
 
Alan Whittle said:
To answer the original question, I can tell you exactly.....Saturday 15 April 2007 at around 4.52pm. Having behaved like a demented gibbon with two jumping jacks inserted into his rear end as Charlatan snatched a belated and thoroughly undeserved equaliser a minute or so earlier, Faddy scored the goal of his Everton career to leave Pardwho in the most furious fume of fumes which my lad and I watched, not without a little glee, from the Top Balcony.
As soon as he left Palace, (where he was a top chap let me assure you) he was kidnapped by aliens and turned into the person he is today.
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What a goal that was!

All the better that it made Pardew fume.
 

SimonB said:
'Headbutted' an opposing player today, should get a hefty ban for that.
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Sick of the "one rule for them" nonsense that pervades football. In my line of work, I have to engage with people whose job it is to justify denying my friends access to education, healthcare, and housing. Bizarrely, for much less than Pardew, Suarez or even Duncan Ferguson makes in a week, I have somehow managed never to so much as raise a hand to these utter weapons, much less nut them.

If clubs refused anyone with that kind of disciplinary record access to their stadiums on grounds that they couldn't guarantee the safety of their own players, there would be sweet FA the powers that be could legally do about it. It's like the Judo matches that break out at corners. Just needs someone to blink first, and it'll stop sharpish.
 

Bruce was spot on, in his post match interview, "if Meyler was a foreigner he would have been rolling around on the floor making the situation worse"
Meyler, why ain`t you a foreigner?:p
 
We must be a bugbear to the likes of Newcastle, Villa, Sunderland we don't have cash but don't do relegation and annually outdo them. Add in the universal acclaim for the new Martinez style including recent push for 4th and I bet their fans continually beat them with "look at Everton!!".

Pardew is like the office credit controller who watches martial arts videos on youtube and thinks he's the kiddy with the women. He sees us through the window saying "I could take him" right next to stacey the bird with the big tits just as the rough lad from the warehouse walks in leering "good night last night eh stace?".

Intimidated he hides in the tea room pretending to wash his cup till he's gone.
 
Pardew is the worst person in football. I genuinely hate him so much and I can't believe I can feel so strongly against someone I have never met, but he is so smug and clueless. He can do no wrong and always uses us as his "bar" which he has to overcome. I guess it's a complement to us, but it still annoys me to no end.
 

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