When a woman flirts with other people right in front of you...

johnnydawg68 · March 18, 2011

little curly alan ball said:
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Guilty as charged ..

UNINTENTIONAL to fuk , but Guilty , nonetheless ...

Shake your fukn head , an' move on ....

Me too mate. It's the default setting on most us. I have to remind myself not be that guy when I actually really like someone.

chicoazul · March 18, 2011

I act deal cool and they don't even know I like them so they get married and have kids and live happily ever after but from time to time I kiss them and it's ace but I don't marry them but they still have kids and live happily ever after but then they get drunk and send me a drunken email talking of the old times and I know that night when they mount their husband they will be squinting their eyes projecting my head on their husbands shoulders and have the best 28 seconds they've had for beards.

little curly alan ball · March 20, 2011

chicoazul said:
I act deal cool and they don't even know I like them so they get married and have kids and live happily ever after but from time to time I kiss them and it's ace but I don't marry them but they still have kids and live happily ever after but then they get drunk and send me a drunken email talking of the old times and I know that night when they mount their husband they will be squinting their eyes projecting my head on their husbands shoulders and have the best 28 seconds they've had for beards.

Hahaha ..

My OWN Tactic is to RULE THE GODDAMN World an' Say , Baby ... It COULDA been you ,...

Ho-Hum ...

Back to Playboy Bunnies , then I suppose ,...

EFCNIK · March 20, 2011

chicoazul said:
I act deal cool and they don't even know I like them so they get married and have kids and live happily ever after but from time to time I kiss them and it's ace but I don't marry them but they still have kids and live happily ever after but then they get drunk and send me a drunken email talking of the old times and I know that night when they mount their husband they will be squinting their eyes projecting my head on their husbands shoulders and have the best 28 seconds they've had for beards.

I was in Top Man the other day, and there was a T Shirt with the cookie monster on it, and I almost bought it not because I liked the shirt but for reasons such as the above. (L)

chicoazul · March 20, 2011

Thanks lids.

McBain · March 21, 2011

chicoazul said:
I act deal cool and they don't even know I like them so they get married and have kids and live happily ever after but from time to time I kiss them and it's ace but I don't marry them but they still have kids and live happily ever after but then they get drunk and send me a drunken email talking of the old times and I know that night when they mount their husband they will be squinting their eyes projecting my head on their husbands shoulders and have the best 28 seconds they've had for beards.

I read that like you had a super gravelly voice, smoking, hunched over your microphone.

The Love Doctor, on the graveyard shift, 105.10...memories FM

McBain · March 21, 2011

johnnydawg68 said:
1) Treat her like you treat girls that you know are interested in you but you aren't sure about. You ever notice how when a girl likes you and you like her back but not that much, they try even harder to get your attention? Well do that with the girls you really do like, except on purpose this time.

2) Be funny, playful, and tease her. Under no circumstances act like a puppy dog looking for a home. In other word be FUN to be around. Girls like guys who are fun and exciting to be around. PERIOD. You should always be talking about how much fun everything is, and the fun you’re going to have tonight and tomorrow. You should possess extreme optimism, which women LOVE.

3) If you have attractive female friends (and every single, straight guy should have at least one or more of these), use them to your advantage. Make sure you are with them when you are around her. If she asks if that's your girlfriend it's a good sign. Be very coy with your response. "We just hanging out" is sufficiently vague to drive her out of her mind. It could mean you're just friends, or it could mean you're shagging her brains out. Either way your attractiveness goes up. Women want guys with high social status...meaning they want a guy that is wanted by other women. Men have a competitive streak that they satisfy with sports. Men are women's sports. What women want most of all is to be with a man who is desired by other women, but in the end chooses her. It validates her self worth and makes her feel special.

4) Do not ask her on a date like this "So would you like to go out with me sometime"? or some such nonsense. Say something like, "I'm going to this awesome bar tonight, you should come along". The phrasing is that something cool is happening and you're going to be there, and it's cool because you're going to be there, and if she wants to be cool and have a good time, the place to be is where you are. This should be your mindset all the time. The place to be is wherever you are, and she's welcome to come along, but if not it's her loss, not yours. More importantly you actually have to BELIEVE this. Your attitude about yourself is far more important than what she thinks. Don't try to impress her. Make her impress YOU.

Women are attracted to fun, confident, slightly cocky (not arrogant, but playfully cocky), mysterious guys. They love a challenge. If you're too easy to catch, then you have lower value. Good looking women have choices mate. If you act like the average guy, you'll get nowhere. She should never know exactly where she stands with you, which is why you should absolutely flirt with attractive women in front of her by being playful and teasing and fun with them just like you are with her. If she likes you, it will drive her wild. If she doesn't, she won't react at all and you don't have a chance right now anyway.

Good luck!

Good Lord.

This might work if your A: In high school and B: American.

If you arent either of these, take off that silly sweater, whip it out, beat her around the cheeks with it, lassoo her with it and drag her back to the cave for some good 'ol rumpy pumpy.

She won't know what hit her...until you make her sit on it that is.

toffeestillidie · March 21, 2011

Republic Of Leodensia said:
Isn't particularly pleasant is it?

Especially when there have been times where you've felt she's liked you back.

And especially when one of them happens to be a close mate of yours.

Anyone else ever experienced this?

if you're mates were all ugly, it wouldn't be an issue... something to consider

toffeestillidie · March 21, 2011

McBain said:
Good Lord.

This might work if your A: In high school and B: American.

If you arent either of these, take off that silly sweater, whip it out, beat her around the cheeks with it, lassoo her with it and drag her back to the cave for some good 'ol rumpy pumpy.

She won't know what hit her...until you make her sit on it that is.

suddenly your prolific posting in the fit birds thread makes perfect sense...