What would you say to an alien?

[McBain]

FINALLY!

What the Fack have you been doing up there??

And are you really just us from the future?

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

tea or coffee?

 

[heatmeiser]

I'd ask them to try and eat an onion like an apple.

 

[chicoazul]

Pineapple on pizza lad?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Can I look after yer spaceship mate?

 

[Kurt.]

Do you speak dogleashian ??? can you interpret for us ??

 

[chrissyjack]

I wouldn't have to ask what team it supports. It will be wearing a ManUtd or Chelsea or Arsenal or redshoite shirt

 

[thebluefox]

point to me mar in laws arse and ask him had he ever seen anything like that before

 

[formerly manx toffee]

AILF ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

I've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe. AND WOT?

 

[Dooguk]

Get the ale in.
Did you see what I did there? Alien, ale in.
I'll get me coat.

 

[Kurt.]

Moylez... in or out ?