What stupid stuff did you do as a kid?

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Mutzo Nutzo

Mutzo Nutzo

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Aged about 7 I built a fantastic trap to catch a giant fox that I imagined to live in the back lane behind our house. I spend two whole days bashing a massive hole in the concrete path with a hammer and a screwdriver and digging out a deep pit that was then filled with sharpened stakes and the bait - an unopened tub of crab paste.

Jason Wrights mum made me fill it three days later in coz Jason had cut his hand trying to retrieve Evel Kneival
 

I stapled a power cord on a typewriter and then told my mate to put his thumb over it while I turned it on. There was a huge spark and he ended up with a staple embedded in his thumb and his thumb was black. We were at school and the power went out on the whole block.
 
Bundy said:
I stapled a power cord on a typewriter and then told my mate to put his thumb over it while I turned it on. There was a huge spark and he ended up with a staple embedded in his thumb and his thumb was black. We were at school and the power went out on the whole block.
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The ships biscuit
 
Me and my mate thought it would be cool to abseil down this building using just an ordinary rope and another small rope tied round our waist. We both started at the same time, i took 2 steps and the rope slipped and i fell over 30ft into a tree.
 

Killed a frog when I was 5 right in the middle of the street when I was on my bicycle.

I decided to show the frog some respect and brought loads of mud and so made a huge grave for him..RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

brought flowers and stuff to make the grave beautiful.

Next thing I know is that there's tons of traffic watching me and then the sound of horns everywhere.

It was like a huge hump in the middle of the road. Poor frog would have been crushed later when some truck had gone over it.
 
faddy the blue said:
Killed a frog when I was 5 right in the middle of the street when I was on my bicycle.

I decided to show the frog some respect and brought loads of mud and so made a huge grave for him..RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

brought flowers and stuff to make the grave beautiful.

Next thing I know is that there's tons of traffic watching me and then the sound of horns everywhere.

It was like a huge hump in the middle of the road. Poor frog would have been crushed later when some truck had gone over it.
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Howling
 

Too shy and quiet as a kid, saved the stupid stuff for later on. Youngish Whitebootman in the navy, entering harbour with a Scots Piper on deck, yours truly blowing up his kilt with an air hose. Fair play to him he never missed a note. Chief stoker cliped me round the ear and put me on duty first night in. Worth it though.
 
Wish I had funnier stories. I mainly burnt stuff.

I threw a bucket of worms over snotty Laura up the road once. They got tangled up in her hair and she screamed for about 5 days solid.
 
Nott ake up my neighbour's offer when I was 15 years old to help her make her bed!! Foolish me, too busy playing with mates.
 
When I was 5 years old my brothers got me to call the fire brigade round. I remember saying to them "my house is on fire" and "I wanna be a fireman when I grow up".
 

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