What is your deepest fear?

[caught]

Having my left leg amputated while my stepdad blows me.

 

[LeeBlue2]

Having my left leg amputated while my stepdad blows me.

It was fear not fantasy mate

 

[ScouseBlueBoy]

Nasal hair.

 

[caught]

It was fear not fantasy mate

I didn't say my right leg. I didn't say my mum. You know nothing.

 

[LeeBlue2]

I didn't say my right leg. I didn't say my mum. You know nothing.

I know your mum sucked my right leg off

 

[caught]

I know your mum sucked my right leg off

Joke's on you - my mother was transgender and died four years ago, you bad necrophile homosexual. Also, via a medium, she said your right leg is tiny, like a chubby little baby. But you have a nice tight hole, so it's not all bad.

My new biggest fear is a mum joke from LeeBlue2.

 

[Cena]

Everton getting relegated

 

[LeeBlue2]

Joke's on you - my mother was transgender and died four years ago, you bad necrophile homosexual. Also, via a medium, she said your right leg is tiny, like a chubby little baby. But you have a nice tight hole, so it's not all bad.

My new biggest fear is a mum joke from LeeBlue2.

I like you, not as much as your mum but I do like you. I've never been called a bad necrophile homosexual, usually because I've been very good at it, and if i wasn't they were to dead to complain.

 

[caught]

I like you, not as much as your mum but I do like you. I've never been called a bad necrophile homosexual, usually because I've been very good at it, and if i wasn't they were to dead to complain.

Thank you.

I've often wondered - I suppose almost every day this pops up in my head - whether I'd stop having sex if someone died mid-coitus, thus preventing me from technically being a paedophile. Woops, I mean necrophile. That's for another thread. Anyway, I think I definitely wouldn't stop.

I also have a fear of dolphins.

 

[Kurt.]

Thank you.

I've often wondered - I suppose almost every day this pops up in my head - whether I'd stop having sex if someone died mid-coitus, thus preventing me from technically being a paedophile. Woops, I mean necrophile. That's for another thread. Anyway, I think I definitely wouldn't stop.

I also have a fear of dolphins.

Necrophelia..... cos you can't beat cracking open a cold one.

 

[grandoldfoofsmasher]

The wife coming home from work early.....

 

[steken1]

Moving into the same block of flats as Oevac or whatever his new name could be???

Though being out in the open ocean and seeing a great white shark is by far my biggest. Had a recurring nightmare about that for years now.

 

[malfosse]

A shark in a liverpool kit with an erection, carrying the Daily Mail.

 

[Blue 1]

'Kin 'ell mate, no need, no need.

I should neg you for that, really.

 

[Vim Fuego]

All Bran...too much plopping for my liking.