What is up with Dele Alli?

[Kenyon]

When Billy the Kid and Tom O'Falliard were holed up in a shack in Stinking Springs, NM, shooting it out
with Pat Garret and his lot, Tom got hit badly. Billy the Kid shoved a gun in his hand and told him, "Go
and and get some of them!" before shoving him out the cabin door. Dele Ali comes to mind when
I think about this and then think about his first game back. If it's the derby maybe see if he can
at least clutch a pistol...

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

It depends mate, are they those posh biscuits that @GrandOldTeam buys? If so, that's just not on.

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Oh I fully agree on that!

 

[The binman chronicles]

It depends mate, are they those posh biscuits that @GrandOldTeam buys? If so, that's just not on.

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Period: Month 9

Employee Name: Dele. Employee No: XXXX

Earnings

BASIC PAY £0.00

Employer's Contribution

TREATMENT £5000.00
Dan's posh biscuits £176458.97

 

[overkill]

I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually just retired & it's not been announced yet

 

[Jacko93]

You know when you do that thing where an injured player gets better and better every week they’re out?

This is that on crack.

He's on what now?

 

[Neiler]

 

[Damo_1878]

A meme all of its own at this point @Neiler

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Some cryptic references in that. Hope he is ok.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

A meme all of its own at this point @Neiler

If you think Dele's health issues are a meme then I suggest you look in the mirror.

 

[Damo_1878]

If you think Dele's health issues are a meme then I suggest you look in the mirror.

"Minor muscle strain"

Unless you're saying its a lie? @Hinchcliffe's Corner ?

 

[trueblue84]

I was going to step up training,
But then I got high,
I was going to get rehabilitated,
but then I got high,
Now I'm out of contract,
and I know why
(Yeah hey)
Cos I got high,
because I got high,
because I got high

 

[NeilMorepies]

I was going to step up training,
But then I got high,
I was going to get rehabilitated,
but then I got high,
Now I'm out of contract,
and I know why
(Yeah hey)
Cos I got high,
because I got high,
because I got high

You make it sound like he’s back on the grass again.
This may be a way off.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

"Minor muscle strain"



Unless you're saying its a lie? @Hinchcliffe's Corner ?

What are you on about now. I'm saying you calling someone a meme is ironic.

 

[Damo_1878]

I was going to step up training,
But then I got high,
I was going to get rehabilitated,
but then I got high,
Now I'm out of contract,
and I know why
(Yeah hey)
Cos I got high,
because I got high,
because I got high

Are we saying like @Hinchcliffe's Corner that this is a lie?

I thought the club never issued misleading information though?

Or so we were emphatically told recently by a multitude on here when the statements over the "finalising" the stadium funding were made recently. Despite the club claiming it already was several times.

What are you on about now. I'm saying you calling someone a meme is ironic.

"Minor muscle strain" ... yet people are posting songs referring to "then I got high"

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Are we saying like @Hinchcliffe's Corner that this is a lie?

I thought the club never issued misleading information though?

Or so we were emphatically told recently by a multitude on here when the statements over the "finalising" the stadium funding were made recently. Despite the club claiming it already was several times.



"Minor muscle strain" ... yet people are posting songs referring to "then I got high"

Your heads absolutely gone. Another one. Dele isn't playing for us again, but you keep missing the point that his concerns aren't a meme. You however are.