what if.....

zirc · May 11, 2014

bilyaletdinov_ said:
what if we signed Lukaku before the first game of the season and he slots the winner against Norwich, WBA and Cardiff?

we'd of still come 5th

deipnosophist · May 11, 2014

Titus Bramble said:
Nobody had thought to put cheese on toast?

...and what if there was no celery to put on it?

deipnosophist · May 11, 2014

rascal said:
We had fannies

This might confuse our American members

ilikecheese · May 11, 2014

deipnosophist said:
...and what if there was no celery to put on it?

Say WAT?!?!

fozzy · May 11, 2014

what if we had spent the arteta money?

Jxg · May 11, 2014

What if we had won every game we played?

evertony · May 11, 2014

We'd got just half of the penalties and decisions the Dark Side got this season.....

Pat's Van · May 11, 2014

deipnosophist said:
...and what if there was no celery to put on it?

dafuq?

evertony · May 11, 2014

What if we'd got nearly £6.5M for Victor Anichibie.......oh, wait....

NewRadical · May 11, 2014

If we hadn't of sold Fellaini then afro wigs would still be getting on stalls outside Goodison.

That they are not has affected peoples livelihood. This upsets me.

deipnosophist · May 11, 2014

Pat's Van said:
dafuq?

... is that a celery- like vegetable?. I have not come across it. Does it too, go well with cheese on toast? lol

canucklehead · May 11, 2014

Fearthainn said:
...all pizzas had pineapple?

Alex Hindmarsh · May 11, 2014

What if I was bonkin Jennifer Jewell?

EFCPaul · May 11, 2014

What if Gerrard hadn't slipped? We'd be having a parade tomorrow and they'd be a panto on at the Empire named "Gerrard: Destiny of a Captain" before the end of the year. Thank Jesus.