What drives you mad about your partner

[cronullasharks]

Christmas. Having to see every relative on her side that won't get spoken to for another 12 months does my head in.

 

[COYBL25]

Walking around shops is paradise for them but they cant get their head around its your worst nightmare!
"If we go to Ikea we can have something to eat in there also" sorry but your selling point about having a scran has just made it even worse.

She either goes with her mate now or I stay in the car and have a kip.

The last time I was actually forced into Ikea, it ended in a row, that turned into a sulk that went on for days.

" you`ll do anything for your mates, but you won`t do this one little things for me " lol

Every straight man in there, is only there under duress.

 

[cronullasharks]

She either goes with her mate now or I stay in the car and have a kip.

The I was actually forced into Ikea, it ended in a row, that turned into a sulk that went on for days.

" you`ll do anything for your mates, but you won`t do this one little things for me " lol

Every straight man in there, is only there under duress.

I seriously hate that place

 

[JLW]

She either goes with her mate now or I stay in the car and have a kip.

The I was actually forced into Ikea, it ended in a row, that turned into a sulk that went on for days.

" you`ll do anything for your mates, but you won`t do this one little things for me " lol

Every straight man in there, is only there under duress.

Guarantee every man is at least 10 yards ahead of their missus in the shops, trying that subconscious speeding up tactic then looking back then fuming because their she is rooting through shelves of absolute tat..."Ye like them love" if you say no she gets a cob on (from experience this usually speeds up the time in the shop and is worth the argument) and if you say yes then its extra minutes checking the colours that suit ye bathroom...

 

[Connor mcloud]

Mine farts very loudly and they go on forever, imagine a creaking door getting closed very slowly. Also finds the whole process hilarious

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

She thinks a jaffa cake ,is a cake......

 

[JLW]

There could be no end to this thread.
I certainly could fill 10 pages alone.

 

[davids]

There could be no end to this thread.
I certainly could fill 10 pages alone.

After two wives I'd run you close.

 

[kev]

Me "I'm just nipping to the Post Office love"
Her "Oh, can you call at Tescos and get some bread while you're out"
Me "Sure, no problem"
During the 5 minute drive to the Post Office/Tesco I can feel my phone constantly vibrating in my pocket. By the time I've parked the car she's texted a list as long as your arm and I'm 30 or 40 quid out of pocket.

 

[degsy]

Breathing for me.

Loooooooooads.. too many to list.

Where to start.

I'll be back with a list.

All the above
Under the collective title of WOMEN

 

[degsy]

Honestly don’t know how my Mrs has put up with me for so long, so I can’t complain.

Toast has just written the Minority Report to stop them all complaining

 

[degsy]

I agree mate. I'm known as Rigsby in our house when it comes to the lghts...

True.
Air con on - window or door open
House or car doesn't matter

 

[degsy]

I'm too cold
I'm too hot

 

[JLW]

"Put that wash on a 40 and a 1200 spin its delicates" ok sound no problem

She goes out the 'kin lot goes on a quick wash.

 

[No8Bally]

Oh and going out to buy milk and bread and somehow managing to come back with a load of cushions as well.

Those cushions then go with all the other cushions in the not needed and completely pointless cushion mountain.

Are we married to the same woman???