What drives you mad about your partner

[Kurt.]

When she's down she won't stay down

She stays down on me until I’m done

 

[No8Bally]

Jake Thackray said it all...

 

[chrismpw]

No females posted here yet? Can only conclude that its because men are perfect.

 

[barneygumble]

Leaves cupboard doors open all the time.

Aside from that, I’ve got a goodun, who doesn’t interfere with football time.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

No females posted here yet? Can only conclude that its because men are perfect.

I can only think the good ladies of got have decided to spare mankind utter humiliation...

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

She squeezes the toothpaste in the middle..

Mate been married 42yrs for 40 of those said years I’ve been at least twice a week telling her not to do this, I’ve now given up.

 

[JLW]

Starts folding washing or dusting something down when she's on the phone.

Says turn the telly down when she's on the phone! errr how about 'koff into another room.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Mate been married 42yrs for 40 of those said years I’ve been at least twice a week telling her not to do this, I’ve now given up.

It drives me mental!! Haha

 

[Leylo]

Does this every sunday got the tele on and the radio on full blast ffs one or the other ,multi task my arselol

 

[davids]

She used to buy cups with coffee written on them and plates with pizza.etc. Still got them,they make me smile.

 

[bluerobert]

Anything I want to watch is a flat out no and her “compromise” is still something she’s entirely chosen herself.

her refusal to acknowledge that the ball of shoulder length hair I pull out the shower plug once a month is hers. “Could be yours”. No It couldn’t, I’m not Hanson

The fact I have assigned jobs, the garden, taking the bins out etc while she has no set chores. Except the bathroom which happens once a month and she doesn’t get shut of that disgusting ball of her own hair

 

[COYBL25]

Starts folding washing or dusting something down when she's on the phone.

Says turn the telly down when she's on the phone! errr how about 'koff into another room.

Talking of the telly, you`re just settling into watch the footy, a film or a programme you want to watch and she decides it would be the perfect time to try and engage you in any kind of conversation.

The net result is a massive row about you being and ignorant pig and " not being like this when I first met you " lol

 

[COYBL25]

Oh and going out to buy milk and bread and somehow managing to come back with a load of cushions as well.

Those cushions then go with all the other cushions in the not needed and completely pointless cushion mountain.

 

[COYBL25]

I`m on a roll now.

The idea that an afternoon in Ikea is a " leisure activity ".

It`s not, it`s another level of Dantes Inferno.

 

[JLW]

I`m on a roll now.

The idea that an afternoon in Ikea is a " leisure activity ".

It`s not, it`s another level of Dantes Inferno.

Walking around shops is paradise for them but they cant get their head around its your worst nightmare!
"If we go to Ikea we can have something to eat in there also" sorry but your selling point about having a scran has just made it even worse.