What drives you mad about your partner

[dublinbluenose]

Trying to escape

 

[Toast]

She's looking over yer shoulder isn't she lol

Ha.
Nar she isn’t.
Can’t believe what she’s not arsed about anymore. Even stuff that I’m annoyed with myself for, for weeks she just brushes off now.
I’m not even properly insured either.

 

[PaddyJames]

All of it.

 

[witchdoc187]

When she's down she won't stay down

 

[witchdoc187]

You jammy bastards My missuss was in bed tonight at 8.50 tonght she's that boring..

Think that means she's bored mate

 

[Bazlar]

She never ever being wrong. There is always the comeback "Ah well, but you etc"

 

[sdk]

She won't learn how to play bass.

 

[kev]

Leaves every bloody light on. Lamps too. So she'll be in the bathroom, but the hall, landing, spare bedroom, and main bedroom lights will all be on. Because she'll have a little wander around first.

My personal favourite was getting home from work in Autumn at dusk and every light in the house was on. She was in the garden. Which meant the security light was on too

Are we married to the same woman? Absolutely does my head in.
I regularly come home to find the house lit up like Blackpool sea front in October, often there will be a tv on in several rooms too.
I swear to god she is personally responsible for melting the polar ice cap.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Trying to escape

Not trying to escape is my issue.

 

[Leylo]

She gets up in the morning singing like doris day ffs having a sleep in radio on Hoover on ,eh that's my job

 

[the golden visionary]

"I'm cold" while heating on full. Pyjamas and dressing gown with ugg slippers. You open a window for 4 seconds " oh my god its freezin in here"
Meanwhile your sitting there in shorts sweating

 

[the golden visionary]

She squeezes the toothpaste in the middle..

Ill help dig the grave if you want

 

[Leylo]

"I'm cold" while heating on full. Pyjamas and dressing gown with ugg slippers. You open a window for 4 seconds " oh my god its freezin in here"
Meanwhile your sitting there in shorts sweating

You having the menopause. lol lol

 

[Stephen Gibson]

When my missus goes to grate the block of cheese she pulls it out & grates any side or corner then puts it back so after a few days if use it resembles a large 50p coin.

She has never mown the lawn.

She curbs the bloody alloys so i no longer let her use 'my' cars after i got them fixed up. The alloys on 'her' car are destroyed.

Whenever she picks up my phone she holds it in a way that takes a screenshot.

She's a good girl though. Her list for me would probably be massive.

 

[the golden visionary]

You having the menopause. lol lol

Never thought it might be me