What drives you mad about your partner

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My partner can sit next to me for 4 hours on a night saying absolutely nothing of consequence. Then, when I'm in bed just about to switch the light off, she'll suddenly bring up a question that will get my head raging.

She thinks the house is subsiding. Exhaust on the car has gone. Wants a new kitchen. Thinks one of the kids is ill with something etc etc. Why not mention 4 hours ago???
 

She takes out the milk and will leave the fridge door open while she pours it and whatever else before putting it back and then shutting the fridge.

Has the window open all night when it's less than 5 degrees outside, then leaves it open all day despite the heating being on.

Wastes water on an epic scale, tap full blast washing up without using a bowl. Enough to fill up a small bath for a couple of plates.

I could keep going but I'll just annoy myself.
 
Noises eating.
Ear splitting yawns.
Does nothing practical well but always full of advice how things should be done.
Constantly misunderstands humour.
Chick flicks.
Hates the radio or music being on. Never puts music in herself, but if I do its "oh don't put something I like on then..."
 
I know we've had threads about what makes you mad etc, but what makes you fume about what your boyfriend, husband, wife, girlfriend 'partner' get up to?

Mine has to be the dishwasher, my missus thinks that you can put a whole roast dinner covering every plate, utensil in the dishwasher and magically all the crap of that roast dinner will dissappear down the drain, you women (and to a small percenage of you men, where do you think it goes;)).....

Don't have a dishwasher but the sink gets the same treatment from Mrs.ClausThomsen. That and putting a pan or something that's had something fatty cooking on it straight in the sink with the dishes so everything gets covered in a horrible film of fat. And she doesn't seem to value the importance of airflow and gravity on the drying rack. Or piles stuff in such a way that it falls back into the sink. Overloading the washer and dryer as well.

It's basically that small corner of the kitchen.

Pretty much the worst crimes she commits though so I can't complain as I assume I also have my own much more annoying habits.
 

I know we've had threads about what makes you mad etc, but what makes you fume about what your boyfriend, husband, wife, girlfriend 'partner' get up to?

Mine has to be the dishwasher, my missus thinks that you can put a whole roast dinner covering every plate, utensil in the dishwasher and magically all the crap of that roast dinner will dissappear down the drain, you women (and to a small percenage of you men, where do you think it goes;)).....
 

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Leaves every bloody light on. Lamps too. So she'll be in the bathroom, but the hall, landing, spare bedroom, and main bedroom lights will all be on. Because she'll have a little wander around first.

My personal favourite was getting home from work in Autumn at dusk and every light in the house was on. She was in the garden. Which meant the security light was on too

That's first class trolling. Got to admire her for that.
 

For her job she wakes up at 5 so her body clock on the weekend wakes her up at that time and I usually sleep till 9 on a weekend. Without fail she will burst in the room 2-3 times before 9 and strike up a convo with me. Drives me mad being woke up without warning as I feel I am out of sync for the whole day

My partner can sit next to me for 4 hours on a night saying absolutely nothing of consequence. Then, when I'm in bed just about to switch the light off, she'll suddenly bring up a question that will get my head raging.

She thinks the house is subsiding. Exhaust on the car has gone. Wants a new kitchen. Thinks one of the kids is ill with something etc etc. Why not mention 4 hours ago???

Sleep related stuff I completely empathise with. It's deadly having a partner with a different pattern. I'm the (relatively) early bird, but my missus is defo an owl. I'll be dozing off and she'll be bouncing around or arsing about with the cat. Alternatively she'll be mulling over some random thought and decide thst is the precise point to engage me in a conversation about why goats aren't more popular as pets.

Again, part of it is trolling on her part I suspect. However, when I get up I'll be bollocked for being an "effing noisy elephant" be she dozes off again...
 
Could be here all day but these really grate.
Pets, we have a dog, 2 cats, a bearded dragon, 2 giant snails and bloody stick insects. I look after all having wanted just a dog.
An Amazon box of tat waiting every day.
Defying physics with the amount of rubbish she can cram in the bin before I give in and change the bag.
Stinky Candles.... Everywhere.
Running the fuel gauge down to literally zero, always seems to be right before I jump in it.
If she falls asleep first I am resigned to the sofa due of the plethora of horrendous noises she somehow makes.
Living the dream..
 

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